After saving the world and successfully pissing off Heaven and Hell, Aziraphale and Crowley need time to recover their energy and calm down after the stressful day they've had. They should probably be thinking about their plans to avoid almost certain death but their first priority is alcohol. (can you blame them?)

Sorry, right number! Welcome to series of oneshots from Good Omens. And by that I ofcourse mean just oneshots of our ineffable husbands; Aziraphale and Crowley. This book will include all kinds of oneshots, angst, fluff, AUs, etc. There will always be music that goes with the chapter, so be sure to listen to that while reading. Enjoy! ... Warnings; this book is rated as Mature simply because of some cursing and drinking in a few of the stories. Anyway, enjoy! :)

Crowley enjoys Aziraphale's couch. Complete. Crowley x Aziraphale. Explicit mature content at the end. If that's all you're here for, skip to chapters 5 and 6. If that's not what you're here for, feel free to skip it when you get to it in 5, and read the conclusion of 6. 7 is a bonus chap that can be read essentially as a mature oneshot. Enjoy! All character rights to Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.