Dude as I was making this I saw there's only 20 Lifesteal smp books- AND THEY ALL ARE NEW AND LESS THAT 10 PARTS! so I'm adding on to that VERY small amount and adding a oneshots book! --- Warning! WILL contain ships! Read at your own risk! (Also it's mainly just BranzyPierce [SORRY NOT SORRY!]) (A/N as of Sep. 2025; if you're reading this, then it means that I've decided to let this work rest. For the old and the new, I'm still here, I'm just elsewhere, focused on other works. Have fun, and feel free to look down the 700 replies long thread in the comment section on that one chapter)

this is what a friend requested yes a friend definitely isn't an excuse don't ship them in real life this is a very gay story so if you are homophobic then don't read I appreciate comments I don't write much of lifesteal so I'm sorry if I'm bad I hope you enjoy it is a day like any other just people picking fights but what happens when a mysterious person has broken into the server with one goal to kill everyone that branzy loves what does branzy do even when he cant trust reality 620th in Kevin(3/06/23)

⚠️I will be shipping their Minecraft skins not their irl selves⚠️ Mostly Branzy and clown, but other ships here and there I don't know what to put here also This is my first book so don't judge

Branzy and clownpierce have been together in secret on the Lifetsteal SMP What happens if Branzy gets pregnant and what will clown do? 12/3/2022 #1 lifestealsmp Started August 23 2022? REWRITE BEGAN SEPT 15 2025 WITH NEW STORYLINE AND SORTA NEW PLOT YOU DO NOT NEED TO READ THE OLD VERSION IF YOU ARE NEW START FROM CH 42

What happens on the Deadliest Minecraft Smp - the Lifesteal smp when they are not fighting wars. These are light hearted one shots including prank wars, funny competition, and much more Cover art by: @Its_Difu

ClownPierce is known for being the the deadliest player on the Lifesteal SMP, making everyone fear him. He doesn't hesitate to kill anyone in his way who opposes him, except for one person, Branzy. The two soon become friends, and even become lovers, but their relationship comes with a cost. Branzy, being known for an easy target to gain hearts from, and Clown, being the deadliest player, causes multiple enemies to come after them. Will Clown and Branzy's relationship be able to survive, or will Clown's lust for hearts take over and turn him into a heartless killer once more? Story inspired by ThatLonelyBanana7 This story does ship Clownpierce and Branzy, but just their characters, not their real life selves! Might also include other ships. Cover was made by me! #1 in #clown as of 7/10/24

As a predicament arises in Lifesteal, Branzy realizes something that could end it all, with clown's help, will the trubble cease and find the love of his life all one epic tale of romance and calamity? --- Read and find out! --- I do not own any of the art in this book, I found it all on google!

I DON'T OWN THE ART YOU DUMBA- (If I Decide To Draw The Cover, Expect Stickman.) The beautiful art that you see on the cover was made by @beewineline on Twitter. Ahem... Anyways, Clown Pierce (Sh*t I Got Goosebumps again), The Deadliest Assassin, Has Joined Too Many Minecraft Servers As Of 2028 And Has Become An Absolute Killing Machine. He Has gotten used to many PvP Styles That he Has A Counter For it All. Simply Joining A server with literally nothing on him Can cause Chaos. Hecc! Even His Name Sparks Chaos When Said. One Day, A Glitch Happens The Breaks Reality and Confusing Someone Who Was Just On Their Gaming Chair (That Looked Gorgeous And was Amazing) And The Confused Reality Sends This Guy To Another World. The World Transfer Lost The Main Body And This Man Instead Had His Main Body Replaced By His In Game Character. A Clown With A Menacing Mask (Is It Even A Mask Or His Face 🤯) And Horns Connected To The Mask (Or... The Head?). He Was Clown Pierce.... Or... Well- Jester Penetrate. He Gains All His Powers And Benefits From All Servers He Was In. But The Confused System Gave Him An Interesting Quest That He Finds Perfect For Him. Actual Good Rankings : Nonsensical #1 - May 29 2022 terriblestory #1 - May 29 2022 clownpierce #1 - November 4 2023 whatthefuckiswrongwithme #1 - May 29 2022 nonsense #1 - October 24 2022 penetrator #1 - March 6 2023 jester #1 - November 30 2023 circus #10 - October 24 2022 Ihavenoideawhatimdoing#3 - October 24 2022 lifesteal #1 - March 6 2023 thattimeigotreincarnatedasaslime #20 - March 15 2023 pierce #2 - June 29 2023

Notes, arrows and an assassination plot: It is a day like any other on the Lifesteal SMP, the usual, bloodshed and mayhem. An attempt on Clown Pierce's life leads him and his friend Branzy Craft spiralling down a dangerous path. Little did they know that one thing would lead to another and eventually result in something they both could never have predicted. Emotions are high and so are the risks at stake. Will they discover who the assassin is? Or will something destroy their friendship first? ~~~ Disclaimer! This is a Clownzy / Branzypierce story, if you don't like that ship then don't read this. Also, I am not shipping the real people only the Minecraft characters! If Branzy or Clown are uncomfortable with my story I will not hesitate to take it down immediately. TW: Some descriptions of blood, death, violence and weapons. Also mentions of PTSD. Read at your own discretion. Credit to @Dontaskmewhyididit12 for the story idea! Love you all <3 ~~~ This story is finished and is currently undergoing re-writing.

i am cringe but at least I'm still writing !! IF CLOWN AND BRANZY AREN'T COMFORTABLE BEING SHIPPED I WILL TAKE THIS DOWN !! Branzy had a new neighbor that just moved today,Branzy meets a person named Clown Peirce. Branzy was a famous but not famous person in school,clown ends up unrolling to Branzy's highschool. He slowly falls for clown and... Highest rankings : 5/8/23 #branzy = top 2 (6/3/23) #lifestealsmp = top 1 #rekrap = top 2 #ashwagg = top 2 #iwillalwaysloveyou = top 3 New: #parrot = top 8 #clownzy = top 5 #iambored = top 4