This book is inspired by BLUR aka @FanficNerds_ or @BLURREDTNT 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝 "I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please.Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start. And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart" "Take your cigarette from its holder. And burn your initials in my shoulder. Fracture my spine. And swear that you're mine. As we dance to the Maso-chism Tango"

Book 2 of crazy shitz I find funny! Whatcha waiting for? Go read!

Book Three of the World's Funniest Shit. This needs to end but humor is endless. LAUGH FOREVER BITCHES!

Jokes, comebacks, insults, quotes, yo mama's, and other meaningless funny shit. I try to find some you haven't heard before because that's just lame if you've heard the same thing again and again. MUST READ if you don't I can't do anything but still. Fear me.

𝐴𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑢𝑟 𝑝𝑜𝑒𝑚𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑡𝑠, 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛.

In a world of Las Nevadas, where gambling is the best of the best of entertainment. Y/N, has to gamble with their lives, a gamble of life or death, but, Y/N has realized, that there's more things that Quackity wants to gamble on. But what is it? :]

STOP eating pigs.. thanks..... (Was a cringe story called |constant thoughts| but is much cooler now due to renovations) Enjoy monstrosity.

w. soot x reader Paint and brushes. Colours and canvases. Those are the things that Y/n grew up with. A life filled with meaning and creativity. While on her lonely endevours she met a ghost. A ghost who can't remember his life's memoirs. What seems like a unharmful friendship bloomed into something so unforgettable. Life is and will always be a player. Hence why we should learn to let go. "-just like paint, you fade away." Artwork by @rcyguns on twitter. Check them out!!

(Y/N), a Spirit Child of Fire, is bound to a destiny that spans both the human and spirit realms. Known as the Fire Lord's Dragoness, she is tasked by Fire Lord Ozai with a dangerous mission: to track down the remaining Children of the Forest-beings like herself. Cut off from her elemental animal and her old life, (Y/N) crosses paths with the Avatar and Prince Zuko. As Sozin's Comet approaches and war looms, she must choose between her duty to her kind and the growing bond she shares with Zuko. In the chaos of war, friendship turns to love. But with the final battle nearing, (Y/N) faces a heartbreaking decision-stay in the human world for love, or return to the spirit realm, where she truly belongs. --- AN: yes you can read this book without having to read Book 1. This book takes place during the ATLA series

"if you want to kill a god , aim for it's heart" "Why?" "Because it's fragile , like ours " He aimed , but never fired -•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•- Suggestive content , explicit conversations about sexual themes and attraction , panic attacks , please proceed with caution . No real names used , just George's but there's nothing I can do that .