"You have 100 days to make someone fall in love with you. Only the words 'I love you' can reverse the curse. However, when the numbered days are up, you will remain this way forever. It's your bet Irwin."

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

in which a band member falls for a girl with terrible migraines. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo .

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.