Well, This is just something random I decided to make because I love fanfics of Melvin & Melvin-Borg and other Captain Underpants characters, ALSO SMUT WARNING!!! (Because I'm weird, So it's a smut) And I have nothing much to say about this except you are a 18 (Or 19 if you want-) year old female who has a hidden identity, Thus you go by ??? And . . . Well, Melvin-Borg happens to be your principal, And everything get's . . . Very carried away- Yeah . . . Enjoy!