"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

"WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED!!!!!!" I yelled and jumped out of my bed. I lost footing and was about to fall. But then he grabbed my wrist and waist and turned me were I landed on top of him. The only thing I can think of is why is their a HOT naked guy in my bed?!?! Then it hit me like a unicorn with a ton of bricks!!!! OMG Im NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE?!?!?! Don't hate me Father for I have sined!!! I thought frantically and was still on top of him. AWKWARD. (NOT BEIN EDITED) GOING TO HAVE SOME ERRORS

Leila lived with her pack all her life. It was until she was forced into an arranged marriage that she ran away from home. She turned into a rogue and while running away from an Alpha, she ends up kidnapped by another one. The exception for this was one: this Alpha was her mate.

**NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME. They belong to Cassandra Clare.***

Evangeline Striker is a normal 16 year old girl except she has unnatural violet colored eyes. She lives with her Aunt(whom has adopted her and her brother), her older brother Callum, and 6 year old brother Max(who is technically there cusion). So, she has some what of a normal family. She goes to DayDream High, a High School, with a twist... A pack of werewolves (the Crescent Moon Pack) lives near by. The Alpha of the pack has two twin sons, Jonathan (aka Jon),who is the bad boy with a heart. He is a brunette with gold eyes. Andrew, who is the smart, calm nerd who is as cold as ice. Andrew is also a brunette but with ice blue eyes. The only difference between the two are there eyes and there attitude. Jon and Andrew and a few others from their pack have been let by the Alpha to go to a mundane High School in hope of improving on their actions around humans. But what happens when they meet their mate Evangiline? Who will she choose? What lies are revealed in this new world? And can she escape the lies she has been told most of all of her life? Its up to her to find her true love and take on these untold holes in her life. But can she hold the weight of her world on her shoulders or will she fall to the ground and have her world come crashing down with her? I own all the characters and the plot! Please do not steal my ideas! Thanks and Enjoy!!!

Clary Fray is a normal teenage girl. Well, except for the fact that she is a Shadowhunter. Who kills demons on a weekly basis, has magical runes for healing, and has the most angelic boyfriend: Jace. But things change when Clary Fray catches Jace cheating on her. So instead of facing her problems head on she escapes her pass by traveling to the Institute in London. Where she meets the incredibly handsome and short-tempered James. But while training to be a better Shadowhuter things take a turn for the worse when Clary comes to face with a demon no one has seen yet. While injured in battle Clary comes to find that she has new abilities after she has recovered. When the Clave finds out what she can do with her new founded power war breaks out to see who can have Clary as a new weapon. But along with the Clave and other opponents trying to capture her who will come to her aid? Will the Lightwoods help an old friend out? And what will happen when a certain evil brother comes and visit Clary's and she finds that not every story she heard was true? War will rise. Love ones will die. And wings will be broken. What will happen? Find out in Broken Angel

Clary has always been in New York. With her mother and her brother Jonathan, their father died in a war shortly after Clary was born. Her brother's Parabtai, Jace, Is one of her best friends. Jace lives at the institute with Isabelle, Alec, and Max Lightwood. As the gang becomes closer and they become more experienced in there profession, they realize a new evil is stirring. Or at least has been ever since Valentine was killed. They must destroy this force before it destroys them and their world.

Escaping Sebastian isn't easy. He always finds a way to come back. Jace and Clary are as happy as can be when Sebastian isn't in the way to ruin it. Sebastian has a lot of tricks up his sleeve and the tricks that most shadowhunters can't fix. And Clary being Sebastian's sister, he isn't afraid to do things to make the other shadowhunters weak.

This is a story about Clace. (Obviously) There will be proposals, kidnappings, evil Shadowhunters, demons that look like Johnny Depp, and lots and lots of Clace! --- Polish translation of Clace Jealousy done by the lovely @IzzyYH can be found on their profile! (Or in my reading list if you want a direct link) --- Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own the Mortal Instruments. That honour goes to the lovely and talented Cassandra Clare. I also do not own the picture I use for the cover, I found it on google images and just typed some words onto it.