🇺🇸 'Merica_and_his_50_kids
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Fifty Spies by Jewelsmadeit
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America, oh, America. Showing up late at a meeting again and forgetting his project. Before UN could scold America, someone bursts through the door. "Hey pa..." America has to deal with 50 kids and one Capital. Not to mention he has more work than most countries. This is when the countries realize he's not an egotistical and lazy country, he's a father and workaholic. --- Started: 6/28/20 Finished: Unknown Currently (Slow updates, but will not be discontinued in any due time.) Inspired by any book that has the states being found. I wanted to do it, but in my way! Notices: - Words like dumb and stupid, curse words are censored like: sh*t (used rarely) - Isn't fully based on history, rather more of a story about life and learning about the states! - As an American, things may be different compared to other parts of the world. Please be aware of that. - No ships. - Please don't take this deeply. This was made for fun, something that brought me joy when I was younger. #5 on statehumans (8/5/20) #1 on statehumans (8/13/20) #20 countryhumans (10/12/20) #4 statehumans (8/5/21) #3 statehumans (11/6/21)
Americas states by Dragonslair1
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This is shit. Ok description time. Florida steals Texas's wagon and horse so that America can help Cali and others with the fires and so, Japan Italy China Russia England France Poland and Russia find out America has kids. Also Confederate is not Ames brother in this story.
Oh God These Children Have Powers Oh God Oh Fuck by ShineThePrince
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I'm bored so I'm writing a countryhumans fan-fic where America and his states recently move in and don't realize how weird their life is since the don't restrain their superpowers Cover art by @FloridaStateHuman
States of America's personality  by adorkablereadstuff
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What if America shattered, split into 50 people the others didn't know.
50 Little Secrets by True_Texan
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Hi this is my first story ever! I am very excited to do some countryhumans. I am also going to apologize right now for any spelling or grammar mistakes. This will be a little story. If you are not comfortable with minor self harm/suicidal thoughts I suggest not reading this. I will try to update weekly. Feel free to give me ideas for the story because I might use them. Thanks, Bye!
You Have 51 Kids? (Statehumans) by TigerheartsShadow
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*COVER ART NOT MINE* (UPDATES WILL NOW BE SLOW AND FAR BETWEEN. THIS STORY IS UNDER EDITING) So... America had fifty-one kids... who knew? Remember who we are talking about here, guys? Yep, America. And everyone knows he's a hard working single dad trying to keep his 51 kids safe and is running on fifteen hours of sleep in the past week, as well as keeping those kids hidden from the rest of society. oh... wait, no, no one knows that... my bad. everyone only knows America as the lazy, irresponsible young adult that thinks his life is so hard as he's sitting on the couch watching Netflix in his mansion without a care in the world. He's late for meetings, always tired and hungry, is always hogging food at the grocery store, has bought every single fire extinguisher in town, and is ALWAYS complaining. (Most chapters will be in the State's POV's)
50 kids and A Oil addict Dad! by SoniisSoni
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Abandoned at this time Then, the doors of the meeting room burst open to reveal two (of my) kids standing there, unsure looks on their faces. I sigh America has kept his states hidden since he was declared independent and met his first state, Delaware. He knew he couldn't keep them a secret forever, but he intended to do so for as long as possible. Cover not mine TW! Confederate/ Dixie violence cussing
Dixie Dilemma by AJewelDory
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America dead brother (CSA/Dixie) came back and is now torturing his brother mentally and all the other countries are just there for the ride of it as he will most likely go crazy. cross posted on Ao3 and cover isnt mine
50 Kiddos and a Semi-Absentee Father (another Ameridad fic) by hellllllnah
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I got tired of seeing 100000000 Ameridad books So I decided if you can't beat 'em, join 'em So yeah The states are Americas kids They're not really secret, America just doesn't talk about them much A bunch of states are already legal adults, so they take care of the younger states while America is away America is away often The younger kids grow a bit of a pained resentment towards their father, because he's never around much Texas is a main character in this because do you know who I am?? But also it is 3rd person so everyone gets a lil bit of attention Featuring: - Britain being a GOOD grandpa (whaaaaat?!) - the kids NOT being forcefully hidden in a mansion like some sort of underground child trafficking house (whaaaaaaat?!?) - Mexico NOT being the bad guy, and visiting his kids in the Union every so often (whaaaaaaaaaaat?!!!?) - America NOT being able to single-handedly father 50 f*cking children and have all of his kids blindly adore him (whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!!!!???!!!!!)
America is way to tired for this. by The_cheese_is_alive
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America has no idea what happened. One minute he was sitting at a meeting, the next he was looking at one of his children. Now, under UN's orders he has to house some of the countries. But just who is America? And who is this man claiming to be the southern part of America? Stay tuned to find out. #97 in adhd #2 in Americacountryhumans #31 in Statehumans #706 in ptsd