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Like Crazy || PJM (2026 Remaster) by Ravendipity
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|| VERY DARK JIMIN ROMANCE || Loyalty comes from blood. Freedom comes from betrayal. In the dystopian world of New Theon, the Emperor rules with terror. Fear is currency, and obedience is survival. Commander Park is the Emperor's perfect soldier. He's ruthless, calculating, and the strongest fighter New Theon has ever seen. But perfection is currency too, and the Emperor knows exactly how to buy it: by holding the last person Commander Park loves hostage. Y/n has spent her entire life fighting for a future she's no longer sure she believes in. As second-in-command of a fracturing rebellion, she's watched hope rot into desperation and leaders succumb to the horror of impossible choices. But everything changes when Y/n discovers Commander Park, the man she spent her entire life fearing, is not as loyal as he seems. What Y/n finds is a man destroyed by violence, tormented by grief, and chained to a life no one should endure. He should be her enemy. They're higher-ups on opposing sides. And yet, they can't keep their hands off each other... in more than one way. As Commander Park risks everything to betray the Emperor from within, and Y/n fights to keep the rebellion from collapsing, everything they've ever loved is at risk. Trust is a luxury neither of them can afford, but desire is a weakness they cannot ignore. The rebellion needs a hero. The Emperor created a monster. Y/n is about to discover which one Commander Park truly is. --- Cover by @_powderz --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.
Enemies at the End of the World || •PJM• by Ravendipity
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Her enemy is her bodyguard during the apocalypse. What could go wrong? --- What's more annoying: Park Jimin, or the end of the world? For Y/n, that's a difficult question. Ten years ago, Jimin was the man half her school thought she'd either end up marrying or murdering, no in between. Now he's back, but as her annoying bodyguard who refuses to call her anything other than "Peach," his nickname for her back in high school. But why is he her bodyguard? Because her father just made a discovery that could end the world. And Jimin is very good at his job. He scans every room they enter, solves their problems in a matter of seconds, and handles any threat like it's just another Tuesday. Y/n's trying very hard to hate him. The world is on fire, full of tsunamis, tornados, and things science can't explain. And somehow, through it all, the one thing Y/n can't stop thinking about is the boy she hated back in high school. And he also happens to be the only one standing between her and certain death. What could go wrong? --- Cover by @cj_parkjennykim --- If you are reading this story on any platform other than Wattpad, you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.
My Demon || JJK by Ravendipity
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"Jungkook, you're supposed to kill demons, not fall in love with them!" --- Demon hunter Jeon Jungkook x muscular/buff reader --- Jungkook didn't expect to be bound to a demon. It just sort of happened. Demon hunter Jeon Jungkook receives a rare assignment from his supervisor, Kim Namjoon, to hunt down a dangerous half-breed. The half-human half-demon being, Y/n, holds the key to creating a weapon to stop Satan himself carved into her skin. All Jungkook has to do is sink a knife through her heart, then his team will do the rest. Before he can bring himself to do it, he's cursed. Any time Y/n gets hurt, he gets hurt, and if she were to die? Well, it's safe to say Jungkook would be a goner, too. But with threats of another human-demon war rising every day, Jungkook is left at a crossroads. The last human-demon war killed ten percent of the population, and he can only imagine what a war with Satan taking the lead would look like. It doesn't help that the demon he's now bound to is, under her tough exterior, scared to die, and he deep down feels the same. He finds himself wondering what his true feelings for this demon are, and if any of his demon hunter family would ever support such a "sin." In a world where one wrong move could mean total annihilation, Jungkook must choose―does he save himself and the woman he's growing to love, or does he make the ultimate sacrifice to save humanity? --- NEW CHAPTERS EVERY FRIDAY AT 12 A.M. EST --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.
Catch Me If You Can || Jikook ✔️ by Ravendipity
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"Still trying to catch me, Jeon?" --- Officer Jeon Jungkook has been searching for notorious criminal Park Jimin for two years. Typically referred to as the "Alley Cat," Park Jimin is far more dangerous than he looks, and he knows Officer Jeon is hunting him. Officer Jeon wants nothing more than to bring this arrogant criminal to justice, but Jimin, full of charm, wit, and sass, has other plans for the unsuspecting officer. What happens when Jimin becomes the one hunting Officer Jeon, just in a far different way than Jungkook could ever expect? Will the normally rational Jungkook stick to his ideologies, or will he, for the first time in his life, succumb to his emotions? --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.
Bound in Roses and Chains || Park Jimin by Ravendipity
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"You're a psychopath." "Awh, sweetheart, you really mean that?" • • • [ENEMIES TO LOVERS] In a cyberpunk world, low-life smuggler Park Jimin lives in the Undercity, a dangerous underground with over one hundred levels, each with their own traits and dangers. Aboveground is the Royal Court, the governing faction who rarely bothers to stick their head in to check on their dying people. Jimin smuggles all kinds of goods down the levels, but no one ever goes up. Going up is asking for death. Only someone with no sense of self-preservation would ever try to smuggle goods up. Yet Jimin finds himself smuggling goods up. And not just any goods―a member of the Royal Court. Princess Y/n L/n is trapped 42 levels down in the Undercity. Park Jimin is her only hope, but their drastically different personalities clash and lead to fatal mistakes, betrayals around every corner, and a mysterious past Y/n hides from Jimin. The ultimate question is what awaits at the Royal Court, and, most importantly, can Y/n and Jimin make it, or will they die trying? Or, more likely, will they kill each other first? --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.
Hell's Angels || •PJM• ✔️ by Ravendipity
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COMPLETED --- || ROMCOM || When Y/n L/n flies to California to compete in the famous Hell's Kitchen show starring Gordon Ramsay, she didn't know to expect, but it certainly wasn't the cocky Park Jimin, quiet but powerful Jeon Jungkook, and cold Kang Seulgi. Y/n only makes matters worse by blurting out an ill-timed, "Oh God, you're hot" to Jimin before even learning his name. From there, Y/n must battle through tough challenges, get into heated arguments with obnoxious teammates, and resist her overwhelming urge to fall in love with the arrogant Park Jimin, all in the name of winning Hell's Kitchen. What could go wrong? --- This is a light, fun story with little angst, only some moments of comfort and subthemes of the toxicity of the industry. It is labeled mature due to the frequent (and colorful... you know how Ramsay is) profanity, some mature themes, and spicy scenes (no graphic smut, though). Please do not take this story too seriously since it's absolutely obnoxious and is meant to be a fun read. --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.
Me Without You || •PJM• by Ravendipity
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Park Jimin is in this story so that means you should read it. --- What would you do if you were stuck in a dangerous time loop? One day, Alana wakes up in front of a mysterious hotel, and every direction she turns, there are traps and guards waiting to take her out. Only one problem: when she dies, she wakes up in the same spot. Every time she tries something new, it results in yet another time loop. Frustrated, lost, and confused, Alana desperately tries to fight her way out of what she believes is some kind of hell and purgatory, but that's when she realizes it: she's not alone. There's someone else there, enduring the same torture she is. And his name is Park Jimin. --- Rated mature for violence, death, suggestive content, mature themes, and explicit language. --- Cover by @NotEvenEstella --- Tropes/Information: - Time loop - Romance - Spicy scenes - Soft male lead who would do anything for the female lead - Park Jimin (must I say more?) - Park Jimin - Did I mention Park Jimin? --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.
Starboys || •JIKOOK• by Ravendipity
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|| RACER JIKOOK AU || Park Jimin and Jeon Jungkook, mortal enemies and also the two best racers in the world, must face off for the prize of their dreams. Both of them are in dire need of a win and are willing to do anything to obtain it―even commit violence. However, as more secrets are revealed the closer the day of the competition comes, Jungkook and Jimin must question everything they've ever believed down to the tiniest detail. Including their hatred of each other. ••• Tropes: - Slight enemies to friends/rivals to friends (this is platonic Jikook sorry besties I don't write ships) - Right person wrong time - Age gap (six years) - Jimin being hot - Jungkook being hot - Very complicated feelings ••• Cover by: @NotEvenEstella --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.
Mafia 101: A Guide by BTS by Ravendipity
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Starting a mafia isn't easy, but BTS can help. ••• Aspiring mafia leader Y/n L/n can't do crime to save her life. She attempts to bribe a policeman? Bam, arrested. She tries to pickpocket? Bam, she trips and falls before her fingers even come close. She tries to kidnap people? Bam, they end up being mafia bosses who think she's hysterical- Wait. Mafia bosses? That's it! Once she finds them, she refuses to let go and clings to them like a lost puppy, begging them for tips on how to start a mafia. Thinking they can make a crap ton of cash from the bets they have set on her failure, they decide to teach her their ways. But what happens when Y/n shows more potential than they initially thought, and worse―what happens when she wants to take their throne? --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.
Arrogance || •JJK• by Ravendipity
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Arrogance was the only trait Jeon Jungkook had around you. Key word: Was ••• Life couldn't get any worse for Y/n L/n. After going through the trials and tribulations of high school, she gets away from a troublesome home by moving to upstate New York only to find it's just as miserable. But what takes the cake is when her old friends show up right before graduation and ask her to join them on a trip across the United States. The problem? Jeon Jungkook, her childhood bully and academic rival, would be there. That meant she would be seeing him every day for three whole months. What could go wrong? --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.