Fanfic of the ship gametheory, aka the ship between the Lemon Demon Songs 'Touch Tone telephone' and 'cabinet man' - Darwin had been looking for a conspiracy theory that could finally secure himself a spot on his favorite am radio show, a spot that could fund his research. But he had come up short. Until he hears rumors of a living arcade machine. OR The touch tone telephone guy investigates the story of the cabinet man, and maybe falls in love on the way ???