Dan swears on the radio show and when they get home kinky smut ensues

Everyone at school knows the name Tate Giardino. Why? He makes it known. He wants all eyes on him, all the time. When one attempt for the spotlight goes awry, the social outcast Callum Cook is the one to save him. Imagine Tate's shock, because Callum is quiet, cold, and a victim of bullying from Tate’s friends. Tate is now desperate for one person's attention, and that's Callum's. What will he do to get it, and will he like what he finds when he gets closer to Callum?

The first two books in the Frustration series: -Frustration. -Lost In Stereo. See inside for full blurbs :)

Ivy Greene is content. She's a misfit and a weirdo, and more than capable of handling her conservative boarding school surroundings, complete with: -fascist dictator principal, -drug-dealing favourite teacher, and -resident nemesis Molly Townsend. Then Twitch arrives. And everything changes.

Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

In the old mansion, there is a mortician's son who works tirelessly in his endless search for corpses. Nathan is a young, weird, mystrious, smart boy, who is an outcast. Blake is strong, well-behaved, fun, outgoing, athletic boy who is well-known around school. How will they find the love they need in each other?

There are things much larger than fate... Louis Tomlinson is a street musician with a minor drug addiction and a ginger cat he sometimes talks to. After a nearly fatal beating, he is saved by a fallen angel named Harry. Louis shows Harry how to live and be reckless, while at the same time finds himself falling in love with the beautiful immortal. But there are dangers that lurk in every corner. Can Louis finally let go of his addiction and get rid of the drug dealer who's after his life? Will Harry ever tell Louis his secret? One that he's kept for hundreds of years? A secret so dark and gratifying, it could cost them thier lives? The boys like playing with fire; its beautiful and bright. Lust, hate, passion, jealousy; it is all very dangerous. Their love is merely a blaze, and they are moths drawn eagerly to the burning element. But if one is not careful, everything could all smolder and burn.

Louis has fallen head over heels with his Kitten boy Harry, and Harry loves Louis just as much. But as things go, not everything can go perfect all the time...