mini stories of an alcoholic cat and a porn spider yayayayayayayyyyyyyy i'm a bit nervous to post these because most of my books are shit on purpose and i'm worried this will be shit by accident but WE HOPE AND PRAY THAT IT ISN'T there will hopefully be a mix of romantic and platonic oneshots so the title will either say (P) or (R) to indicate which it is :) i'm very british so that may influence some things idk i'm just tryna think of an excuse for my rlly bad writing as with all of my shitty little books, a warning - I UPDATE INCONSISTENTLY AND IM SORRY im so bad at writing :'D the art on the cover does not belong to me but i cant remember who made it, so if you recognise it please tell me who made it so i can add it to this description! YAY SILLY SHIP WOOHOOOOOOOO

I DON'T OWN HAZBIN HOTEL OR THE CHARACTERS! I just own the plot ideas for the oneshots. Undergoing editing WARNING: some chapters are just fluff, however, some are not suitable for minors. some are the tags may include: Self-harm, physical and Psychological abuse, dubious consent, cannibalism, death, panic attacks, drug and acholic addiction/use, and other tags may apply. I will put tags in each chapter and post them above the one-shot before you read it. PLEASE READ THE TAGS AND MDNI.

*ALL CHARACTERS AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING ELSE GOOD ABOUT THIS STORY BELONGS TO HOLLY BLACK* After the ending scene in the QON (aka don't read this if you haven't read the QON), Cardan decides to stay a while. Oak begs to go to the amusement park, and while Cardan is scared as heck, Jude agrees happily.

charlastor is a love story between a princess and a serial killer MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS! ;3 (cover art by the amazing nitemilia on Twitter) I'd like to credit Tumblr users hellinodancer, letsstaytuned, Hell-of-a-princess, sinfulrainbows and alastorology as my inspiration and alteration of the texts is to prevent copyright. Disclaimer: all art is owned by it's respective owners Unlike my previous stories this one will last several chapters and will be updated regularly (or when ever I'm free) the story as always. is connected to my previous works. so go read it if you haven't already. The synopsis of this story goes as follows: Charlie and Alastor have been keeping their love a secret from all of Hell. But the king soon catches hold of all the gossip going as far as inviting them to the palace to discuss things.... Only to discover. That there may be more to there relationship then he initially thought.