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Behold, your glorious god of gold, Kalyteros, has arrived on Earth! Why? To find the prophecy's child, obviously. Yes, yes, I wrote the prophecy myself - shh. And I am the prophecy. Don't question it.
After one (or ten) drinks with Vinarium, god of wine, I may have shouted out a prophecy I now have to fulfill. Fail, and my godhood disappears faster than mortals on a Monday morning.