Do you love Sans? How about the numerous AU versions of him? Of course you do, that's why you're reading this. So if you're looking for some X Reader oneshots with your favorite Sans, I might be able to sate that craving.

*WRITTEN IN 2016* "Can someone please just tell me.... Why him.....?" Confidence. That emotion has been coming to you a lot ever since you had met him... But Why him...?

The punny skeleton of your dreams awaits you in many scenarios.

Y/N was the eldest of the royal family. Her life was great. She was turning 16, the age where she'll be able to help her parents with royal duties, and get more privileges, when her younger sister, Frisk, goes missing. Y/N's life falls apart, while her mother heartbroken, and her father started to ignore her. Not having a great life, she decides to run away, learning about the hard life of being a citizen. Having to live on the complete opposite side with poverty, she learns she has to hide, and everyone isn't what they seem. Not even her. This is my first story, so please don't judge I know it's crap so... It's an Undertale Sans x Reader P.S. I don't own Undertale. Undertale is owned by Toby Fox

(AU)Sanses×Reader! So many choices so little time!! Request are Open! I'm not the best writer so don't judge to much 'kay? Haha. How i write them is how i see that sans au would behave, don't like it then don't read it. don't assume what i write is 100% correct. Also keep your weird fetishes to yourself, i don't and didn't want to know. Stop being overly sexual/horny in normal chapters, i know sans is hot but stop screaming master or senpai, it ain't cute. Still updating as frequently as possible! :) ~Zane from 2020

(Sans × Gender-Neutral! Parent! Reader || Slow Burn) Moving from a backwater town to a city bustling with human and monsterfolk alike, some things begin to change both for the better and the worse. What was left behind comes back to bite at you in the most unexpected times, current progress being put in danger as a result. It's hard to move on, though it's equally difficult trying to stay loyal to what you believe is right. With an adoptive seven-year-old son and the remnants of a recent divorce in your hands, your goal is to move on and adjust to life with monsters, these becoming an important part of your life -- one of them in particular reigniting the spark you thought gone with your ex spouse. • • • *The following story is a re-write of the first UT fanfic I ever managed to publish on the Internet. *Cover image belongs to Evie Shaffer. *Undertale belongs to Toby Fox. *You belong to yourself.

(Y/N). A peculiar soul; A human core, with a skeleton's power. Her parents are ashamed of her, beating her every time they catch her using magic. One day, she accidentally hurts someone, and they bring her almost to the point of death, trapping her in her room. After the incident, time has begun to reset. Two months pass, and then it all starts over again. After two months, she's plunged into immediate pain and suffering. When she feels like she just can't take it anymore, she decides to take her own life as a sort of experiment. Y/N blasts through the wall, making her way to the chasm, where she hurls herself in.. And wakes up. Almost immediately, she's met with a threat, coming from a flower, no less. She deduces that this must be an evil sort of hell for people like her. People with magic. Her opinion is only further confirmed when she meets a skeleton who wants to kill her for existing. When Sans finds her, he's immediately confused. The absence of Frisk only adds to the confusion. Maybe this human can remember the resets. Maybe she hurt the kid because she wanted to be the most determined. Maybe this is the demon. Without fully understanding (Y/N)'s backstory, he goes after this anomaly in the timeline. He eventually decides that she isn't that bad after all; Just another depressed soul, not unlike himself. The two hit it off, their personalities obviously compatible. But what happens when one of them feels something more? And what happens when an old rival returns? HEADS UP: I really hate when, like, half the story or the whole sequel is full of pure fluff. Once (Y/N) and Sans get together, there will still be relationship drama and story drama and such. ALSO! This story is ongoing. It will have errors. Updates will occur every 2 days, and I won't edit them. Edit: OK. SO. The first few chapters are NOT a good representation of my skills. Once the story is done, I'll probably go back and edit, but for now just know that it gets better. I think.

When a situation with a dying human ends up with you absorbing their soul, you panic (like any unprepared monster would). Suddenly Undyne is hunting you down, so you rope the mysterious skeleton next door into helping you. Which he does--in a very Sans way. And who knows? Maybe pretending to be his girl will pay off. | - Classic Sans x Monster Reader - Fake dating turns into real dating - One (1) very mysterious skeleton & one (1) very awkward reader - Papyrus is so sweet and innocent, I love him - Monsters really are in the wrong for killing children tho - I love happy endings and hate tension so expect an easy, relaxing read

[THE SEQUEL TO WHAT WE HOPE FOR] If you haven't read the first book then I recommend going there first. °°°☆°°° Picking up where we left off, the group has made it to the surface. Y/n and her friends now have to figure out their life. With y/n, there is her duty as an ambassador of monsters, family drama, romantic developments, and of course, your friendly neighborhood ongoing serial killer in the city, whose deadly purple eyes follow her every move. . . "Let the game begin." (You could say this is more Overtale than Undertale.) °°°☆°°° ARCS ⤵️ Arc #1 [☀️] Dawn: Complete Arc #2 [💗] Unity: Complete Arc #3 [🌑] Void: writing 📝 Arc #4 [🥀] Agony: coming soon Arc #5 [💍] Eternal: coming soon DISCLAIMER - This book will be a lot more mature than the previous one. These themes include: * Trauma * Murder * Graphic violence * Mild sexual themes * Mild swearing The plot and characters I create belong to me. The rest belongs to Toby Fox, creator of Undertale. The cover and chapter photos belong to their respective artist.

Everyone has a happy ending. If you're not happy it's not the end . . . . •°•°☆°•°• Y/n (that being you) fell into the underground at the age of 13 and found refuge inside a hidden house in the snowy forest. Fast forward 10 years later still no one knew of her existence. That all changed within the span of a year. First there was a punny skeleton, then a child with a striped sweater, then chaos. Memories of the past resurface, A romance blossoms, Drama rises, Follow y/n as she learns again what friendship, trust, fun and love is. I HOPE you're up for it. •°•°☆°•°• [Warning the story is rated for older teens as it will have: - mild profanity - creepy descriptions - violence (ranging from mild to slightly graphic) - blood - murder - trauma - genocide - suicide (only in one chapter)] _______________________________________ Specials/Extra content: ⤵️ 🎃 Part 1: Available 🎃 Part 2: Available 🎄: Available 🍳 : Available 🔪 : Available Q&A : Available 🎃 Rewrite : coming soon _____________________________ Highest rankings: #2 xreader #1 Undertale #1 Sansxreader #1 Sansxfemalereader #1 Frisk #1 Determination #1 Asgore #1 Alphys #1 Toriel #2 Papyrus #2 Flowey #2 Undyne #2 sans ______________________________________ Credit to artists for cover and any chapter artwork. All characters except for the ones I create belong to Toby Fox, creator of Undertale.