When Regina George's latest scheme to make her ex jealous backfires, she sets her sights on Northshore's resident bad boy, Rodrick Heffley. He's loud, messy, and everything Aaron Samuels isn't, making him the perfect rebound. But as Regina tries to turn him into her next accessory, she doesn't expect her own reputation to fall apart. Or to fall for the person Rodrick was all along.

"You're late," Regina said the second I walked in. "You said three." "It's 3:02." I rolled my eyes and dropped into the chair across from her. "Wow. Two minutes. Should I apologize to your schedule or your ego?" She didn't even flinch. Just gave me that calculating smile that made me feel like I was already losing at some game I didn't know we were playing. "So," I said, leaning back, "fake boyfriend, huh?" "Relax," she said, stirring her drink like she was plotting a murder. "It's not that deep. You'll pretend to be obsessed with me, everyone will talk, and he will get jealous." "He?" I asked. "Derrick Walters," she said, rolling her eyes. "Quarterback. Ego the size of Texas." I pretended to think about it. "So basically, I'm just your accessory?" She smirked. "You'll survive." I leaned back farther, crossing my arms. "You're assuming I'll go along with this." "Oh, you will," she said, meeting my eyes. "Because everyone in this school will think you're the guy dating me. And I'm pretty sure even you like attention." And the worst part? She wasn't wrong. Regina George doesn't date losers. Especially not drummers who wear ripped jeans, sleep through first period, and think sarcasm counts as a personality. But when she transfers to Crossland High and needs a plan to make her ex, Derrick Walters, jealous, Rodrick Heffley is... available. Loud. Chaotic. Perfectly wrong for her. So they strike a deal: He gets attention. She gets revenge. No strings. No feelings. Just noise. Except Rodrick's brand of noise starts to sound a lot like heartbeat. And Regina, queen of control, untouchable, unshakable can't figure out why she's suddenly falling for the one person who was never supposed to matter.

Rodrick had just switched to North Shore High due to getting kicked out of his old school for his bad grades. Regina catches his eye and he decides to make her his new mission. ✮ I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE MEAN GIRLS CHARACTERS ♬ I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID CHARACTERS ✮ Crossover fanfic ;) ♬Regina George x Rodrick Heffley ✩ 𝐀𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 ✩ #𝟔𝟏 𝒾𝓃 𝑀𝑒𝒶𝓃 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓈 #𝟏𝟒𝟏 𝒾𝓃 𝒶𝓁𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓃𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓊𝓃𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒

IN WHICH... Rodrick Heffley gets sent away to start over, and accidentally falls for the one girl he should've stayed away from. Or.. IN WHICH... Regina George meets her match..and unfortunately, he's in a band. RODRICK X REGINA still working on aesthetics, title, etc so bear with me please I'm trying to get this out asap :) I do not own any characters in this story, Mean Girls, or Diary of a wimpy kid. And I also do not own this ship I'm not entirely sure who started it but all credit to them!

Enemies with Benefits | They can't stand each other in daylight (she thinks he's a loser freak, he thinks she's an uptight princess). But in the dark? That's a different story. No feelings, no strings, absolutely NO ONE can know. It's the perfect arrangement. Until it isn't. ___ (illustration by elithequeenbee who was super kind enough to let me use her gorgeous fanart for the book cover)

I'm just going to be direct. Pretty Popular (Regina George) Weird Punk Popular (Rodrick Heffley) Sneak in? Yes. Band concert? Yes. Angry Kiss? Yes. Secrecy? Yes. Drama? Yes. Explicit content? Yes. Disclaimer: This is a COLLEGE AU (Matured Themes). This is purely fictional, some are inspired from their movies, but this is a standalone. I tweaked their personalities a bit to fit more " what college students could be like. And I made the Book Cover. Have fun guys! Trope: ENEMIES TO LOVERS // SLOWBURN // FORBIDDEN

Seven minutes. That's all it was supposed to be. But seven stupid minutes turned into a dirty secret. And a dirty secret became a pattern. A pattern that tasted like cheap beer and cigarettes and a kind of heat she couldn't shake off no matter how hard she tried. ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ Regina George, Rodrick Heffley Mean Girls / Diary of a Wimpy Kid AU

When Rodrick Heffley gets expelled and lands at North Shore High, the last thing he expects is Regina George: heels, pink, and perfectly sharpened attitude. After his failed attempts with Heather, he swears he's done with drama queens. But when a Halloween party gets a little too wild... will he really be able to stay away? Enemies to lovers · High school AU · Bad boy × Queen bee · Halloween party chaos

Regina George has built her life around control. Perfect image, perfect friends, perfect lies. Then Rodrick Heffley crashes into her life - obnoxious, reckless, and impossible to ignore. He's everything she shouldn't want and everything that could ruin her. But secrets like theirs never stay buried. And when the truth starts to surface, Regina has to choose: break free from the cage she built, or stay locked inside.

"𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭." - The All-American Rejects #1 'Reginageorge' 26/10/2025 #1 'RodrickandRegina' 29/10/2025 #1 'Regina' 27/10/2025 #3 'Meangirls' 26/10/2025