❝Fish flakes!❞ ❝What the FUCK you called me, mime?!❞ OPPOSITES ATTRACT Jjk x Bnha Toge Inumaki➸ Fem! Bakugo! Reader __________________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐ In which a quiet sorcerer finds true love in his explosive hot-headed girlfriend __________________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐ ｡☆✼★━━━━━━━━━━━━★✼☆｡ ▞▞▞▞▞Smut, Fluff, Angst, slow burn, Comedy This book is for all body sizes, skin tones, etc! 🏻 🏼 🏽 🏾 🏿 ▞▞▞▞▞Please don't forget to Comment, Vote & Enjoy! ▞▞▞▞▞ PUBLISHED• SEP/21/24 ▞▞▞▞▞FINISHED•??\???\??

In which, Gojo Satoru is head over heels for a woman who would much rather not hear from him - his ex-wife.

𝗬𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗝𝘂𝗷𝘂𝘁𝘀𝘂 𝗞𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗻 𝗩𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘅 𝗙𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 (Y/n) woke up in 𝙅𝙪𝙟𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙪 𝙆𝙖𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙣-and she knows exactly how it ends. The deaths. The disasters. The countdown to the Shibuya Incident. So her plan is simple: save money, leave Japan, and avoid the plot. 𝙏𝙤𝙤 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙄𝙩𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙞 𝙔𝙪𝙟𝙞. Jujutsu Kaisen belongs to Gege Akutami. English is not my first language. None of the pictures I use in this story belongs to me.

𝘛𝘰𝘫𝘪 𝘍𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘰 𝘹 𝘧!𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘛𝘰𝘫𝘪 𝘍𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘰, 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦-𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳-𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘯. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦. 𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘱, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵. 𝘍𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦. Cover art credits: @kaiionii on Twitter

[𝘛𝘰𝘫𝘪 𝘍𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘰 𝘹 𝘧!𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳] ↳𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘺, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘺, 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺; 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘔𝘳. 𝘍𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘰. 𝘈 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘈 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥. 𝘈 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦. Cover Art Credits: @Sally_Chang_ on twitter

"Hey, hold this for me will ya sweetheart?" "Huh?" You looked down at the small child in your arms in shock. "Huh? He's coming back for you? Right?" The child shrugged, "Maybe." Hit #1 #jujutsukaisen on 09/15/2022 Whoopp!!!

❝𝘿𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙚? 𝙊𝙧 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚?❞ ╰┈➤ IN WHICH a girl from a certain Clan was chosen to become Gojo Satoru's bride, for their union will purify the Gojo Clan for the next seven generations to come. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Pre-Canon ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Canon Compliant ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Angst (?) ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Mature Contents 【 五条悟 】 ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── 𝗚𝗢𝗝𝗢 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗨 𝗫 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗗: 𝗦𝗘𝗣𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯 𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗗: --- Jujutsu Kaisen ©Akutami Gege HEAVEN AND EARTH ©ASTRAGAZER- ---

𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗐𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝖺 𝗌𝗆𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗌𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗌𝗁𝗆𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗐 - 𝗌𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗈𝖿𝗍. 𝗆𝖺𝗒𝖻𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝖼𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗁𝖾𝗋. ❀ I DO NOT OWN JUJUTSU KAISEN ❀

[𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘶 𝘎𝘰𝘫𝘰 𝘹 𝘧!𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳] In which you developed mysterious abilities as a teenager where you live off sexual energy. Now, as an adult, you're in touch with a certain white-haired sorcerer who's a little too interested in what you can do. Maybe you'll find answers about what you are when you're suddenly thrown into the world of Jujutsu. (This is set when Gojo/Shoko/Geto/Nanami are all around 21-22ish. Geto hasn't defected and Nanami never left) cw: Not cannon compliant, Romance, Fluff, Smut, Gojo Satoru being and idiot, Reader is also an idiot, Gojo Satoru has a big dick, jealousy, possessiveness, vaginal fingering, vaginal sex, rough sex, oral sex, spit kink, breeding kink, choking, gagging, angst, friends with benefits to lovers, body horror aspects with a curse, face slapping, feelings, hurt/comfort Started: 8/28/22 Ended: 2/23/23 Cover art: @MrJieshisu on Twitter

When Uchiha Kaida died during the war, she expected to finally find peace with her fallen clan... but the will of fire never truly goes out. (Uchiha OC X Jujutsu Kaisen) (Gojo Satoru X Uchiha! OC)'