"𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭?" "𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ [ in which james potter, sirius black, and remus lupin are in desperate need of a nanny to care for their three children. insert franny fine. she's got style, she's got flair, and she may or may not have hooked up with all three of them a week prior ] [ heavy HEAVY Harry Potter AU with poly marauders x oc ]

"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐨, 𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐥, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐱." "𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧. 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which mike newton's twin sister gets dragged into the world of the supernatural, and the ones that claim to love her do a lot more harm than good. [ TRIGGER WARNINGS for emotional manipulation and heavy mental health issues ]

"𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐚 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫, 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭." "𝐧𝐨, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 - 𝐛𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which gale weathers' little intern catches the eye of a certain homicide detective

"𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬. "𝐤𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 '𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬.' 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which bella swan's cousin is a doppelgänger who draws the eye of a strong cullen and a hybrid mikaelson [ twilight x TVD crossover. and heavy AU where most of 'the originals' doesn't happen I think. idk haven't planned that far in advance ]

"𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩, 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬." "𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦, 𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐨𝐫 𝐈'𝐦 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐬." "𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which steve harrington's perfect little sister can't stand the super senior known as eddie munson - and then she has to go and become his babysitter when he's on the run from the law.

"𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞." "𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐠 - 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬." ͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ [ in which ivy arora finds a stray dog on hogwarts' grounds and decides to care for him ] [ dead voldemort!AU ] [ maybe some oc x sirius x remus ]

"𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 - 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞." "𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which president snow douses a spark by pairing her with the darling of the capitol. [ cw for cannon-typical violence ] [ rewrite of my past version of this fic ]

"𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞? 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞?" "𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞? 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐱 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 in which a grouchy vampire is unwittingly wrapped around the finger of a very stupid cupid [ begins season 2 ] [ side buffy x omc]