"𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫. 𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞." "𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which d...
"𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞." "𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐢𝐭." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which august montgomery had to choose between love and a music career - so tyl...
"𝐈'𝐝 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐲, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭." "𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥." "𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which marshall riggs owes elianna fisher's mom a favor and makes her stormpar's problem [ poly ofc x scot...
"𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐨!" "𝐨𝐡, 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐞'𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐭!" ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which javi rivera's sister who runs a nonprofit youtube channel does a...
"𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡." "𝐣𝐚𝐯𝐢, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 - 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫. 𝐭𝐲'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which tyler owens was a slut in college with immaculate swimm...
"𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐠𝐲." "𝐨𝐡, 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐨𝐧." "𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐩. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which an alabama mechanic comes out of storm chasing retirement beca...
"𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧' 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦." "𝐚𝐡, 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚�...
"𝐈 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐈'𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐰." "𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬." "𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which an ecologist from florida comes back to oklaho...
"𝐈'𝐝 𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐲." "𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which tyler owens asks kennedy spencer to keep up a fake relationship for views [ oc x scott miller and javi x kate endgame ]
"𝐈 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧' 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲." "𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 '𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧'." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which everyone calls boone's sister baby and she never seemed to mind - especially when it was tyle...
"𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧'." "𝐨𝐡, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which carolina carter has to deal with a tornado outbreak, studying for...
"𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭?" "𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which kurt's sister, dan, finds herself falling for someo...
"𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 - 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝?" "𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞, 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝!" ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which gaston's daughter falls for the most unlikeliest of princes
"𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨, 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐲'𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧." "𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐜𝐞𝐝'𝐬 𝐚�...
"𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞, 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩." "𝐮𝐡, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩." "𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ [ in which a girl that's half mermaid and half sparrow catches the eye of a blacksmi...
"𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫." "𝐨𝐡, 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ [ in which nerissa knightly finds herself torn between two mortal enemies ] [ robert sheehan!jack sparrow ]
"𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧?" "𝐢'𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠?" ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which a hit man and his assignment aren't on a bullet tra...
"𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟, 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭'𝐜𝐡𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰?" "𝐧𝐨, 𝐰𝐲, 𝐢 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰!" ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which a werewolf finds his mate in a witch, and a prophecy about a mysterious great alpha gets fulfilled along the way [ zombies : ✓ zombies 2 : ✓ ...
"𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐲? 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲." "𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞? 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦�...
"𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞." "𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞. 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐣𝐚𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐨...
"𝐢 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟, 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞." "𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥... 𝐲𝐞𝐬." "𝐠𝐨𝐝, 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐚! 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 '𝐧𝐨, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲.' ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ [...
"𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞." "𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which he who controls falls for the one t...
"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐝-𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞." "𝐚𝐰, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐝!" ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which the new bau employee has everyone wrapped around her little fi...
"𝐢 𝐝𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢'𝐦 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬." "𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐲!" ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚...
"𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞?" "𝐢 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐞." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which the shared soulmate of the mikaelson brothers being a member of the save elena squad was the last thing anyone expected
"𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟." "𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡...
"𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧." "𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲, 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which things get complicated when jessica stanley dares frankie roman to kiss emme...
"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝? 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠?" "𝐮𝐡, 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which the quileute ancestors think they're funny by making the alpha's imprint...
"𝐨𝐡, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐯𝐞𝐱 𝐦𝐞, 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚." "𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐯𝐞𝐱 𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which the volturi kings finds their mate in bella swan's rambunctious twin sister [ this is so unserious. sorry in advance ]
"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞. 𝐢 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐱 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦." "𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 '𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥' 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which everyone is wrapped around willow...