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I seriously had nothing better to do, I started on this at like 12:45 ish, and then ended finally at 2:09. I am actually proud of this. John is visiting Dave's apartment, and Dave decided to give John a burrito than can "defy the laws of friendship" and somehow, Picasso may be involved in his explanation of the burrito's sheer awesomeness. Its just for fun, John may be more of an asshole than usual, but come on dudes I wrote this in the middle of the night. I did my best. Now enjoyyy as I get my beauty sleep! Dedicated to my amiga who fell asleep an hour ago and read the first half as I copy and pasted it on Skype and thought it was comedy gold, and in my sleepless stupor I thought so too.

yes seven minutes in faygo... deal with it...

Dave and John haven't seen each other for a whole year. When they finally meet back up, their love grows quickly but will they overcome the obstacles that stand in their way?

John and Dave are best friends. What would happen if Dave and John become more then friends?

John is a total geek with no friends. Dave is a total cool kid, people worship every step he takes. But what if an unlikely friendship blossoms...or maybe, an unexpected romance (WARNING JOHNDAVE HOMESTUCK PAIRING YAOIS AND EVENTUAL SMUT MAYBE...) mute!davejohn enjoy!~ {DISCONTINUED}

Dave and John are on a ship headed to god knows where honestly. And john has issues thats it thats the fanfic youre welcome

John and Dave play a drunken game of Truth or Dare ;;;;)

This story is about my FAVORITE otp Erisol And incase you haven't noticed Eridan and Sollux are amazing! So here's my ship story! Enjoy! I suck at updating but I will when I get the chance

You are stuck at a party that Karkat invited you to. You're not even sure why you're here. And John informs you that everyone's playing seven minutes in heaven. But, you know, maybe this game isn't as bad as it seems...