Scarlett Willy is a 26 year old girl, who is about to go on a life changing adventure. Her along with her brother, Graham Willy and best friend, Clive Golling. They go on a vacation to America but experience something completely crazy. (Not the best description sorry.)

Lillian O'Brien is the coeditor and friend of Clive Gollings and Graeme Willy. They originally visited America to go to comic con and the UFO hotspots of the country, but an encounter after visiting the Black Mailbox leaves Lilly pining for her celebrity heartthrob; the Alien that influenced pop culture all over the world. Paul. Disclaimer: I do not own the movie Paul! If I did there would already be a sequel. On that note, this story follows the movie pretty closely (in the way that I watched the movie and copied down lines so that the story is true to the movie). There's profanities and space man balls in pretty much every other chapter. Please do not read if you're sensitive to these things. There are going to be sex scenes as well. Lillian's Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6cj2ojmFK0HCQp0ShW5U1O?si=oUSvAYouTImnOBthgb100Q

Graeme started stammering nonsense . "Words gram use your words okay . " I said to him looking him in th eyes. "Are you an alien ?" "Nevermind go back to the nonsense please . " I said embarrased . "To you I am , yes ." "Are you gonna probe us ?" I looked between them . The alien dropped clives leg which he had lifted . "Why does everyone always assume that?" he asked in upset . "What am I doing harvesting farts ?" I snorted than bit my lip tryig to not laugh . "How much can I learn from an ass ?"