Seth Yemelyanenko isn't the brightest crayon in the box-- which is probably why every time he tries to stalk Gabrielle Bell, his cover becomes blown. But if there’s one thing Seth is, it’s hopelessly determined. Stalk the stalker and join the quirky Seth in his countless attempts to be someone ordinary, in order to win someone extraordinary. If only being ordinary was easy.

Alexis isn't all bad, she has a kind heart but in order for her to find her true friends she becomes the onething she really isn't. A cheeky, uncaring, loud mouthed BADASS girl. She's rude to teachers and soon finds herself an unlikely friend, Chase. He's a shy boy and not used to Alexis' extravagent ways. Chase also might be ever so slightly gay. Alexis turns into his protector and best friend. But alexis is keeping a secret from him. Will she tell him or will he figure it out himself.

Prince John's biggest fear? Becoming King, and everything to do with it, from the sheltered life, to someday having to get married. Celia, a lady knight, minus the 'Lady' if she can help it, is not looking forward to coming of age and attending the High Ball which she thinks is nothing more than a market for single girls. The two have hated each other since childhood, but when the stress gets to John and he does something drastic, Celia's the only one who can help.

What would the Twilighters say if they got together on a chat website? Hmm...