"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

A boy never forgot about the things that made him crazy. He just watched them burn.

The crazy, stupid story of how I ended up driving my ex-boyfriend 3,000 miles to deliver him to the door step of his current girlfriend and all the adventures and little moments in between. 2014 © punkrockirwun **ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY**

"Hello, this is the rejection hotline. The person who gave you this number just isn't that interested, so move on. If you feel like ranting to someone, press one to speak to a live representative. But otherwise, get a grip, they were out of your league."

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

"7:15, that's our time."