Tbh my otp ;)

this is a joke btw nothing is serious

Smutttt for my Benny boy ☺️❤️ We made this in our freshman year we are so sorry in advance This is extreme satire Publishers names are on the book cover Stay tuned for next year new chapters different characters and more extreme smut Most impressive rankings: #1 in alberteisten 🏅 #2 in billnye 🥈

Voldemort finally finds someone he likes, will Bill Nye bitch ass fall in love with bald ass Voldemort or will the no nosed piece of paper be betrayed and left alone. COMPLETED

"B-B-B-Bill~kun..." I said as he lifted me off the ground. "Shut up, you dirty slut. We are going home." He walked into an alley way that led to his lab. I cried. He didn't love me. I should just die. But boy oh boy was I wrong. ~~~~~~ FUCKIN HELL THIS IS A JOKE PLS DONT HAte me. TRIGGER WARNIIIIIIIING- self harm, suicide, and sCIENCE (the three S's) All photoshop and shit is done by mE

context:you are famous and at an award ceremony you meet danny devito you ask him the question "are you a bottom?" also:there is cursming so beware NAUR WHO OUT HERE READING THIS I WROTR THIS LIKE 2 YEARS AGO AT 3 AM PLEASE 😭😭 i swear im not this unfunny anymore pls 💀

Science experiment gone bad! Will Bill escape from hell or find his real life waifu?? *warning extremely sexy*