Maxnipulative
"What did you do, Will?"
"First, I removed his eyes, replaced them with reflective disks, shark eyes. Then, I tucked his sex behind his legs and clued them together. I carefully cut his flank to resemble gills and dislocated his jaw to make a wide, biting mouth. Then I displayed him, cantilever hooks off of the strongest branches of the tree. He's hanging above the water now, suspended in motion." Will mutters.