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|| Onshore Breeze || Firewind  by Imjusthavingfun54
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Relics: powerful artifacts long ago blessed to hold the shards of nature power. Each belonged to a different domain, pieces of land that separated the tribes protected by different elements. A relic would only deem to whom it judged as worthy of its power, who held direct connection with the balance of nature and safety of their land - a guardian. An urgency of his land had made a verdant one travel through several islands. Wind Archer, the most respected bowmen from Dessert Paradise, whose path guided him to meet Fire Spirit: his polar opposite, the captain of a ship which came to be his only hope to return home. A "peaceful" travel made its turn when the seas brought them the doubt of a supposed common enemy.
Fruitcake but Shrimpo kills them😨 by -_L3tt3rsT0L4ur3ns_-
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Please Stay, I Still Want You (Fruitcake) by Celestial_Roselily
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Hi! I've now migrated to Dandy's world fandom (yeyyy) Anyways, hope you enjoy ^^ Oh and, this is my au so if you see characters getting mischaracterized then please don't mind. (PS. Cosmo and Glisten are FTM so please don't judge, thanks) TW: Angst, Gore, Death, Smut, etc. (will put warnings, dw.) -------------------------------------------------------- *CRACK* ... "H-Help... Please..." Silence answered his call. He sobbed, trying to crawl to wherever he perceived as 'safe' when deep inside... he knew that this is his end. He crawled and crawled until he ended up in a secluded corner. He hugged his legs, dripping with ichor. Heavy breathes was all that he could do now because the ichor was running through his veins. Soon, he was slowly forgetting his memories when suddenly, he smelled something... Strawberries. "Cosmo?! Where are you?!" His eyes widened as he tried to stand up. His legs were weak so he had to hold onto the walls. "Spr...out..." He tried to call out but his voice was a bit raspy from the ichor. He limped towards the other boy who had caramel on the side of his hair and face. The other boy noticed him and ran towards him, holding him in his arms. "Cosmo! Oh god..." Sprout put his hand on Cosmo's cheek. "I'm so sorry..." He whispered as Cosmo hugged him tighter. "N-No... I'm sor-ry too..." Cosmo sobbed into Sprouts shoulder as the taller boy softly whispered soft words and rubbed his back. "It's okay... Everything's going to be okay... We'll go back up and get Dandy..." Sprout kissed Cosmo's forehead as the boy continued to cry. "I promise that everything will be alright..." Cosmo looked up at Sprout, one shedding tears whilst the other sheds ichor. "You pro-mise...?" Sprout stays silent for a bit, thinking about how he CAN'T do anything but say sweet nothings. "...I promise. So please stay, I still want you." Cosmo nods as they continue to hug each other... Not knowing the things they'll go through.
Insomnia by zombiemintea
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A fruitcake story because I wanna FEED US!! I wish I could say there's no angst in this book, but... ITS REQUIRED TO PROGRESS ANY STORY BE FR.. FOOD SHIPPING LMAOO/j (I hope this reaches the correct audience or else y'all gon be SO confused.) -I don't ship any toons in dandy's world anymore so I'll only be updating this fic due to audience suggestions ; I will however be revising and reposting the spinoff serie as another book in the future ! -crem, '8,25,25
Delictable (Sprout x Cosmo) by ziiinfg_
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Sprout's got a new little..." hobby" to keep him occupied. But his hunger will never be satiated if he never puts out the fuel. TW: Cannibalism, graphic depictions of physical assault, and violence. Artist Credit: zinfg (me) No socials to link Inspo: Hunger by @hahaxntkcy6 (Eevee/Heart) Link: https://www.wattpad.com/story/375775421-hunger
𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐈. by kiz1_ff
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_ _ [ 𝐌. ] ⁰⁰ ⸼ 🥡 ࣪ ۪ ? ▧ ◞ ๑ ๋ 𓈒 ꒰ ✉️ 𝅄 𝐀𝐑𝐓 book. 🥋 ⋆ ࣪ ׁ 𓈒ㅤ𝗵enqueiiㅤ─ㅤ7itziiㅤ..ㅤ𔓕 🐇 _ _ ⁰¹ 𓂅 ৴ in which 𓈒 𝐀 teenager posts random drawings and rants because why not ! 𖦁ׅ 🥛 ·˚ ┊͙ 𝗱ates : 11.23.24 to 00.00.00 ˖ ⸝⸝
Five times someone from the Akademiya thought Alhaitham and Kaveh were dating by shadow_Fox_5467
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"You two should take your lover's spat somewhere else," Faruzan says sternly, throwing the door open. Alhaitham and Kaveh are standing outside, Kaveh frozen in what appears to be shock or fear and Alhaitham with his usual apathetic look on his face. "Preferably out of earshot of anyone," she continues, "But certainly out of the range of my hearing and not at my office door." Five times someone from the Sumeru Akademiya erroneously assumed that Alhaitham and Kaveh were dating and the one time they got it right. (Or, Alhaitham and Kaveh's relationship from a few different perspectives.)
Impurities (alastor x vox) by RoseAnthem
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After Vox is suddenly blindsided by Valentino and Velvette and kicked out of VoxTek, he is left stranded with nothing and is forced to turn to Hazbin Hotel for help. There he gets caught up in a twisted deal with Alastor who intends to use his presence to his advantage. In return, he agrees to help Vox reclaim his throne from Valentino and get his revenge. Vox reluctantly agrees until he finds out Alastor's plan revolves around them becoming fake boyfriends and the feelings he once harbored for Alastor slowly begin to resurface.
notice me, please? || inumaki.t x f!reader || oneshot by Kitsuniie
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"Oh, how he wished he could have the confidence to speak with you, for once. Not just onigiri ingredients words, but real words, that were able to convey his love for you." A one-shot that involves the ultimate simp, Inumaki Toge, which is OOC. The reader, and some of the JJK casts! I wrote this in like three hours or something because it has been a long time since I've written fanfiction like this :)) PS. I wrote this just because I wanted to try out the "hey, pretty" line sksksksk- PSS. Enjoy, I don't think it contains any manga spoilers! :)
my true love sent to me : five orgasms ♡ || genshin wanderer x gn!reader smut by Kitsuniie
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wanna experience your rude, annoying enemy getting reduced to a submissive crying, absolute broken mess beneath you? "y-y/n- haah... w-wait, pleasepleasepleaseee- a-ahh- stop-! i'm gonna- g-gonna-!" in which wanderer goes through five life-changing moments thanks to an aphrodisiac! oh and you of course!! scaramouche art in cover is by @ siderealEncoder on Twitter, pls go check it out !! :D already published on ao3 through @ janiwei follow me on insta @ janiceu_18 for any new updates :O