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|| Onshore Breeze || Firewind  by Imjusthavingfun54
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Relics: powerful artifacts long ago blessed to hold the shards of nature power. Each belonged to a different domain, pieces of land that separated the tribes protected by different elements. A relic would only deem to whom it judged as worthy of its power, who held direct connection with the balance of nature and safety of their land - a guardian. An urgency of his land had made a verdant one travel through several islands. Wind Archer, the most respected bowmen from Dessert Paradise, whose path guided him to meet Fire Spirit: his polar opposite, the captain of a ship which came to be his only hope to return home. A "peaceful" travel made its turn when the seas brought them the doubt of a supposed common enemy.
Fruitcake but Shrimpo kills them😨 by -_L3tt3rsT0L4ur3ns_-
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Please Stay, I Still Want You (Fruitcake) by Celestial_Roselily
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Hi! I've now migrated to Dandy's world fandom (yeyyy) Anyways, hope you enjoy ^^ Oh and, this is my au so if you see characters getting mischaracterized then please don't mind. (PS. Cosmo and Glisten are FTM so please don't judge, thanks) TW: Angst, Gore, Death, Smut, etc. (will put warnings, dw.) -------------------------------------------------------- *CRACK* ... "H-Help... Please..." Silence answered his call. He sobbed, trying to crawl to wherever he perceived as 'safe' when deep inside... he knew that this is his end. He crawled and crawled until he ended up in a secluded corner. He hugged his legs, dripping with ichor. Heavy breathes was all that he could do now because the ichor was running through his veins. Soon, he was slowly forgetting his memories when suddenly, he smelled something... Strawberries. "Cosmo?! Where are you?!" His eyes widened as he tried to stand up. His legs were weak so he had to hold onto the walls. "Spr...out..." He tried to call out but his voice was a bit raspy from the ichor. He limped towards the other boy who had caramel on the side of his hair and face. The other boy noticed him and ran towards him, holding him in his arms. "Cosmo! Oh god..." Sprout put his hand on Cosmo's cheek. "I'm so sorry..." He whispered as Cosmo hugged him tighter. "N-No... I'm sor-ry too..." Cosmo sobbed into Sprouts shoulder as the taller boy softly whispered soft words and rubbed his back. "It's okay... Everything's going to be okay... We'll go back up and get Dandy..." Sprout kissed Cosmo's forehead as the boy continued to cry. "I promise that everything will be alright..." Cosmo looked up at Sprout, one shedding tears whilst the other sheds ichor. "You pro-mise...?" Sprout stays silent for a bit, thinking about how he CAN'T do anything but say sweet nothings. "...I promise. So please stay, I still want you." Cosmo nods as they continue to hug each other... Not knowing the things they'll go through.
Insomnia by brokenglassfigurines
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A fruitcake story because I wanna FEED US!! I wish I could say there's no angst in this book, but... ITS REQUIRED TO PROGRESS ANY STORY BE FR.. FOOD SHIPPING LMAOO/j (I hope this reaches the correct audience or else y'all gon be SO confused.) -I don't ship any toons in dandy's world anymore so I'll only be updating this fic due to audience suggestions ; I will however be revising and reposting the spinoff serie as another book in the future ! -crem, '8,25,25
Delictable (Sprout x Cosmo) by Zinfg_
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Sprout's got a new little..." hobby" to keep him occupied. But his hunger will never be satiated if he never puts out the fuel. TW: Cannibalism, graphic depictions of physical assault, and violence. Artist Credit: zinfg (me) No socials to link Inspo: Hunger by @hahaxntkcy6 (Eevee/Heart) Link: https://www.wattpad.com/story/375775421-hunger
𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐈. by kiz1_ff
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_ _ [ 𝐌. ] ⁰⁰ ⸼ 🥡 ࣪ ۪ ? ▧ ◞ ๑ ๋ 𓈒 ꒰ ✉️ 𝅄 𝐀𝐑𝐓 book. 🥋 ⋆ ࣪ ׁ 𓈒ㅤ𝗵enqueiiㅤ─ㅤ7itziiㅤ..ㅤ𔓕 🐇 _ _ ⁰¹ 𓂅 ৴ in which 𓈒 𝐀 teenager posts random drawings and rants because why not ! 𖦁ׅ 🥛 ·˚ ┊͙ 𝗱ates : 11.23.24 to 00.00.00 ˖ ⸝⸝
Snowdrop [Haikaveh] by 1mb_ps
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Alhaitham's next-door neighbour is a peculiar character, as he has always believed. When he walks into his ostensibly empty apartment, he is not surprised to see Kaveh standing there, decorations in hand, ready to spread the Christmas spirit to him. 𓆩✧︎𓆪 Join us on the Haikaveh Discord (16+): https://discord.gg/hkvh
A Thousand Years in Perfect Symmetry by 1mb_ps
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The Sabzeruz Festival repeats again and again, and Alhaitham is forced to remember every day for as long as the Akademiya feels like continuing their dream harvest. He learns something about Kaveh in the process, and maybe a little something about himself, too. --- "I keep coming back to you," He laughed, but it came out nervous. "How sad is that?" "Sad?" Kaveh picked at the grass below him, keeping his head down. "You don't love me. You never will." --- Originally written by Zeferyx on Ao3. Uploaded with permission. Join us on the Haikaveh Discord (16+): https://discord.gg/hkvh
Light of the Party by 1mb_ps
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A prospect client invites Kaveh to a party, but there is one condition; he must bring a partner. When he arrives at the soiree with Alhaitham by his side, he quickly realises he is unprepared, but he does not learn the true nature of the event. Alhaitham, on the other hand, is fully aware and plans to make the most of the situation. --- Join us on the Haikaveh Discord (16+): https://discord.gg/hkvh
Five times someone from the Akademiya thought Alhaitham and Kaveh were dating by shadow_Fox_5467
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"You two should take your lover's spat somewhere else," Faruzan says sternly, throwing the door open. Alhaitham and Kaveh are standing outside, Kaveh frozen in what appears to be shock or fear and Alhaitham with his usual apathetic look on his face. "Preferably out of earshot of anyone," she continues, "But certainly out of the range of my hearing and not at my office door." Five times someone from the Sumeru Akademiya erroneously assumed that Alhaitham and Kaveh were dating and the one time they got it right. (Or, Alhaitham and Kaveh's relationship from a few different perspectives.)