Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

"𝑊𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑚𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠, 𝑐𝑙𝑒𝑐ℎ𝑒" Tom Riddle x reader fanfic. Warning This story will contain mature content, so I advise if you are 12 and below don't read. Not unless you have a very mature mind. This book is 13+, so have fun kids. ;) Please don't forget to vote if you'd like <33

"The minute your eyes can only see me in them, is the minute when I'll have you. We will be magically bound through the ancient marriage bond," Tom said as a matter of fact. I blinked from shook, did this man just propose to me? "Did you just subtly propose to me? Because if you did that doesn't count I better get a well thought out legit proposal out of you," I said in a joke. His eyes softened as he understood my acceptance of his challenge. "It'll take time," I said, "I don't exactly know what love is. But if you want to try by all means." "I don't try Ms. Stark future to be Mrs. Riddle I will have you. You better be prepared," Tom said with a hidden tone. I blushed at the innuendo. "Okay," I said as I looked down at my hands. Tom had picked them up suddenly and began kissing every single finger of mine as he stared into my eyes intently. Mother, you hear me I am doomed! This man will have me if he truly tried hard enough. But I guess he respects me enough to make sure my heart and soul was into his proposal. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX A self-insert story on how things would have been different with Liliana around. I don't own anything but my character Layla. Above is actually really far into the story so let me know if anyone wants to read it? I'll start posting it. Live Laugh Love xoxoxo MacyMorgan

Ariana Grindelwald is what some would call her an outstanding student, charming and polite and others would call her manipulative, cruel and perfectly capable of feeling absolutely nothing. What happens when she meets the male version that simple seems perfect for her? She calls him a filthy mudblood. What happens when he makes Slytherin? She decides he's a git. What happens when they're about to get caught wandering the halls at night? At least he's pretty. *this book is older than the Fantastic Beasts films, therefore has nothing to do with them* Also, I'm not writing a second book :)

"His entire being was engraved into my very soul and I found myself afraid of falling asleep, afraid that my unconscious mind, like my heart, would speak his name." Amberly Green is the charming transfer student from Ilvermorny. But under the charming surface lies fear and a troubled past. When moving to Great Britain, a country devastated by the ongoing war, she meets a mysterious young man living at the same orphanage. Tom Riddle is cold and calculating and reminds Amberly of the man that tortured her as a child. Yet as they are soon to discover they share the very same darkness. Amberly and Tom hate each other, but will they stop when they realize they are tormented by the same demons? Or will their differences come between them? As Amberly enters her new life, enters Hogwarts, a new world opens up to her. A world filled with people she never could have met anywhere else. Yet all isn't as it seems and as Amberly finds herself sucked into this new world dark forces have just awoken. Not all of which stemming from the man in the future known as Lord Voldemort. A tale of heartbreak, love, murder, betrayal and overcoming hardships. _________________________________________________ Tropes: - Enemies to lovers - Slowburn - Two love interests - Rivals - Hate/love - Jealousy - The new girl - Emotional scars - Physical scars - Injury - Fall in love with the wrong person - Forbidden love, already in a relationship - Two sides of the same coin !CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE, ABUSE, SMUT, CHILD ABUSE AND MENTIONS OF SEXUAL ASSULT. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Tom Riddle never thought he would find someone as powerful as he was. But there she stood. Lissa Carnell, Ravenclaw Princess, never intended to get caught up with the Slytherin Kind. But hey, mistakes happen. RAVENCLAW X SLYTHERIN YOUNGTOMRIDDLE X OC