You know my family as the scary group of assassins, right? They're so cool and epic, right? WRONG! I've collected embarrassing facts and moments on EACH and EVERY SINGLE Zoldyck, including me. I will sacrifice my family's pride for the sake of the truth. WARNING: some rated R stuff. What do you expect from us, sunshine and rainbows? That's just Alluka.

Imagines, Preferences, Oneshots of our favorite cloak wearing vampires. Requests are open. I will cover any member of the Volturi coven/guard or any requested Twilight character. Enjoy!

just a bunch of unrealistic vampire oneshots