Its no secret that Heaven - or at least the archangels - and Hell don't like the fact that Crowley and Aziraphale are so close. Eventually, the archangels decide to take matters into their own hands when even after the not-apocalypse, the two stuck together instead of fighting for Heaven or Hell. Gabriel and Michael confront Aziraphale with a deal and if he is able to uphold his end, Heaven and Hell will leave Aziraphale and Crowley alone for the rest of eternity, but if he fails? Well, it might be the last time he sees Crowley. No characters are mine and were created by Sir Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman Cover art not mine This has somehow reached #1 in the 'gays' tag which I personally find hilarious

Random AU's for the Ineffable Husbands that either come out of my mind or got inspired by other AU's in the community (if that is the case, I'll specify from where and who the original AU came from). Chapter lengths may vary from very short to very long, I don't plan on giving myself a minimum or maximum word count for this. Even if one goes on for very long and probably should be broken up into several parts, I'll refrain from doing so, to keep it as a literal one-shot. So this should be fun. (Book says "Completed", but that will only be official when the line below says "Word Count" and not "Current Word Count". If it still has "Current", that means there's still more AU ideas I haven't gotten to, but will someday. If you like how I write the ineffable spouses, add this book to your library so you're notified when a new one-shot comes out!) Current Word Count: 310,200 (55 one-shots)

When the Dark Council serves up a fun challenge to the spawns of Hell, Crowley finds himself caught up in something much more than he can handle. Dagon and a group of demons approach him offering a better chance at rewards versus fighting for it alone. If they succeed, they will gain the favor of the Devil himself. And just to make matters worse, Crowley learns the challenge may include a certain former Guardian of the Eastern Gate. But, can he protect the angel and still stay out of Hell's bad book? Angst/Fluff/Romance/Violence