❗Homicipher character oneshots here❗ ⚠️ Warning ⚠️: i don't know all the characters⁉️ •Mr.Hugeface •Mr.Crawling •Mr.Gap •Mr.Silvair •Mr.Stitch •Mr.Hood •Mr.Wheelchair •Mr.Masque •Mr.Scarletella •Mr.Chopped

"From now to December. That's half a year. Half a year to make her jealous." "I don't know why you're listing terms. I haven't even agreed to do it yet." "I know, but I'm trying to pander to you." "Keep talking." "Free rent. Free food. Free rides to work. Even access to my Netflix account." ". . . Say please." ". . . What?" "Say please, and I'll do it." ". . ." ". . ." ". . . Please date me." "No." - - - - - You and Gojo had spent the last twelve years hating each other. From childish bickering to pouring slime and shaving cream on each other and ruining each other's days at work. You strived to pissed him off every day. To ruin his day as much as he liked to ruin yours. But then the love of his life broke up with him. He fell into a pit, didn't know what to do. Until he turned to you and asked you to fake date him. He wanted to make his ex jealous. Not to hurt her, but because he wanted her to come crawling back. And no matter how desperately you tried telling him that nothing worked like that in the real world, he was desperate. You couldn't even endure him for six minutes, how would you last six months? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ #1 in animexreader - 25/08/2023 #1 in anime - 27/08/2023 #1 in theythem - 06/09/2023 #4 in fanfiction - 14/05/2024

元恋人を殺すかもしれない Satoru Gojo × F.reader (18+) ₊˚⊹ ᰔ ₊˚⊹ ᰔ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʜɪꜱ ᴄᴏᴄᴋʏ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ɪᴍᴘᴀᴄᴛ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ...ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ᴀʀɢᴜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴠᴏɪᴅ ʜɪᴍ..ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʜᴇ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ . . . ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʀᴀᴠᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪꜱ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴀꜱ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ Contains smut and fluff(it's gojo so ofc) Lil angst with a lot swearing Already warned...I don't give warning before the each Chap tho...so Read to know more!!!

You had kept your omega status a secret for years, prancing around as if you were a beta. All it took was one alpha to smell your scent, and all hell broke loose. (Angsty but I ain't Gege.)

- "𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘶, 𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶". - 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘫𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 - 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: • 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵 • 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘰𝘤 • 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 • 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴 • 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘵: 𝘏𝘈𝘕𝘓𝘜 @ 𝘱𝘪𝘹𝘪𝘷

**WARNING** This is going to be a VERY mature; VERY steamy book. **18+ only** **All rights to Jujutsu Kaisen characters go to Gege Akutami** **Cover art is by @e0308r on Twitter...X now? I don't know I still call it Twitter** **I DO NOT own any art/images/videos/gifs/music/etc. that are used in this book all rights go to their proper owners** I WOULD make a short description of the story but I'm too lazy to do so as of now. From the top of this description I'm sure you can imagine how the book will go. I may write a proper description in the future. I may not. This is all I got for now. Also, I do tend to procrastinate/get writer's block A LOT so expect slow updates. That's pretty much it for now. Enjoy! :)