just a fun lil idea i had bc im bored SA/SMUT/GORE?/ETC AND RADIOAPPLE OFC SINCE I ERM IDK...

Welcome to my shitty story. The title explains it all. And now... DISCLAIMERS! Because people get pissed over stupid shit. Seriously, if you don't like my story, then don't read it. •Characters may be a bit off because... Why not? It's fun to see someone act like a complete idiot when they're normally chill as fuck. •There's swearing. No shit, considering the show this is based on. •There may be sensitive shit, once again... Considering the show this is based on. •I may throw in ships that make no sense, only because they're fucking stupid, not because I ship the characters. •If I insult your favorite character... Suck it up. I do that type of shit for fun. •And no... I don't know where this fits in the timeline. It's an AU or something. I like to write crack shit, so don't think too hard about it. Now, onto this stupid ass shit.

This is inspired by some others making hazbin hotel gc's I just wanted to make one of my own btw some of the characters may not act like their canon selfs! WARNING! this fic may include Swearing S#xual stuff Valentino Bi Alastor And more! And just remember it's just a fanfic

Lucifer hates Alastor. Alastor hates Lucifer. This is QUITE obvious to everyone in the hotel. But Lucifer isn't exactly in the best state. The time for his wings to molt for the month had come around . . . and so had his heat cycles. The fact that they came around at the same time for him was a rare thing in angels, and a pain in Lucifer's ass. But when a certain radio demon offers him help with both of these problems, Lucifer finds himself developing feelings he hasn't felt in a LONG time. Alastor and Lucifer hook up, both thinking it would be a one time thing . . . until it happens again. One hookup leads to another, and at some point it leads Alastor and Lucifer to begin questioning just how much they hate each other . . . and just how much they might actually enjoy the other's presence. DISCLAIMER: art is by Goldsnek on Tumblr. NOT MY ART

▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ 100% loaded! ~ ! ~ Starting ~ ! ~ ◤ ◥ " After all, the world is a stage! And the stage, is a world of entertainment. ◣ ◢ Alastor, the infamous, ever-so-dangerous Radio Demon, is struggling. The hotel has begun to get to him, making him ' soft '. He struggles with loneliness and his soul deal with Lilith, forcing him to be rude to the ones he's gotten close to. ↢ " They seem happier when I'm not there.... " ↣ ⁕⁕⁕ This is my first Wattpad book! I really hope you enjoy~ Partially inspired by the nameless song that goes like " The world's greatest actor, doesn't need a stage. Cause they're so good at their craft, nobody knows they're fake. The fools had no clue! No one knew it was just a fraud, the master of pretending to be something that they're not~ "

Hazbin Hotel is a hotel for rehabilitating sinners and sending them to heaven. It includes Alastor, the Radio Demon, his partner Anthony, the famous pornstar Vaggie, Charlie, the Princess of Hell, the bartender Niffty, and their butler Husk. Hazbin Hotel by Vivziepop

𝙏𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙀𝙓𝙀𝙍𝘾𝙄𝙎𝙀𝙎 . . 𝙍𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙊𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙇𝙀 : ""𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚛, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙰𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗, 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙. 𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚎'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚑𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕, 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚕 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛'𝚜, 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚜. 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚜𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚍... 𝚍𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜! "" Feedback is always appreciated! • 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐳𝐢𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐩 • 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 • 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓! • 𝐓𝐖: 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 , 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞 , 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 , 𝐞𝐭𝐜... (𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬) 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧g

This is a Lucifer x Alastor story, in this Alastor is pansexual not ace. So please don't come after me. MEANT FOR MATURE PEOPLE PLS.

Part 2 of 'Teacher's Pet!' Please go read the first part otherwise this will be very confusing! ⚠️WARNINGS ⚠️ boyxboy studentxteacher girlxgirl??? abusive language alcohol non-consensual actions mentions of SA Suicidal Thoughts

⚠️WARNINGS⚠️ boyxboy studentxteacher girlxgirl??? abusive language alcohol non-consensual actions mentions of SA Suicidal Thoughts -- In a different AU, Lucifer Morningstar, a 21-year-old college professor, navigates life as a single father. His daughter, Charlie, is his world. Meanwhile, the stern Principal Sera keeps a watchful eye on him. When mysterious goth student Alastor enters the scene, secrets unravel, friendships form, and the campus buzzes with intrigue. Amid French sayings, hidden ears, and unexpected connections, St. Seraphim's College becomes a melting pot of love, duty, and enigma. -- I don't own the story cover. -- This AU is kinda hard to explain, like Vox still is a TV and Alastor and husk still have Ears, and Niffty still has one eye, so that doesn't exactly make it a Human AU, so yeah... its hard to explain...