"Can you see me?" "No, you asshole, I can't see anything," Or the one where Luke's dead but it doesn't matter because Ashton's blind anyway.

❝You look--different.❞ ❝Yeah, well, that happens when you get treated like shit after a smash and dash.❞ ❝Did you just say smash and dash?❞ Luke and Ashton have sex one time, but Luke regrets it and kind of hates Ashton and Ashton kind of hates Luke but how is it that at every party they end up fucking?

"so, is this a thing?" "yeah, we'll be friends.. with benefits" the one where luke and ashton start a secret friends with benefits relationship behind their girlfriends backs but sex doesn't help keeping the feelings away. warning: strong language & smut (a lot!!)

luke makes erotic home videos and post them on tumblr ashton just so happens to stumble upon them, every night - a smutty love story - (smut! graphic description of sexual acts! cross dressing! strong language!)

"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"

｢ chaos is an angel who fell in love with a demon ｣ - christopher poindexter in which ashton is a cold blooded murderer and reckless criminal in a gang, and luke is an innocent and compassionate boy who can't help but fall in love

"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

Luke wasn't sure exactly when his life turned into a train wreck, but he knew that it probably coincided with the day he met Ashton. The original can be read on AO3 here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1083092/chapters/2177593

"You're just a rich bitch, and I hate you." But in fact, he really, really didn't. (I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 13, PLEASE KEEP THAT IN MIND)