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Theres an alien in my f#king bed...  ☆~CREEK~☆ by Fucksurass
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Craig Tuckers life is now more boring than hed hoped. Being 16 isnt all its cracked up to be for the guy. His friends are all busy with their own things and him? Nothing but boredom and homework that he doesnt do frequently. But one night, while home alone, he finds something or someONE in his bed. Yes obviously its an alien thats what the cover says just pretend to be surprised when you read it. All art belongs to me unless i say otherwise. Obviously I do not own south park or any of the characters. This is pure fanfiction.
Our First Kiss by imafluffypumpkin
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Craig and Tweek have been dating for 1 year and have never shared their first kiss together. (Creek photos do not belong to me)
Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space by gremlinteeth
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The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half. Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class. Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.
The Thief and the Barbarian by Datrandomcat
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Craig has always been a master thief who's never been caught. But, now that he's stolen from the barbarians, has be met his match? Will the thief be able to get away with his actions, and maybe find something unexpected along the way? (South Park and all of its characters do not belong to me and are copyright property of Matt Stone and Trey Parker)(Art done by me)
Caffeine//Imp Tweek x Pastor Craig by mell0_yell0
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A long day at work, an unexpected phone call, and getting drenched in a thunderstorm, Pastor Craig Tucker's night couldn't get any worse. Once he finally gets home and has time to relax, he's greeted by another unfriendly sight, a jittery caffeine-addicted imp named Tweek Tweak. (Please keep in mind that in this story they are over the age of 18, so don't come after me-)
Two Idiots One Bed by CursedLowlife
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Tolkein, now trusted by his parents to go by himself, invites his friends to the summer resort that his family travels to every year. He decides to bring along seven of his friends, under the requirement that they must all pair up and share a room... Cut to Craig Tucker, a seemingly apathetic boy who in all reality, secretly does give a shit. Having no one else left, he is forced into pairing up with Tweek, a boy who can't seem to keep his chill. Sharing a room with some guy he barely knows isn't really that big of a deal...That is unless there is a shortage of beds for PLOT CONVENIENCE. Just when they thought it couldn't get any more awkward, something unsuspecting happens...After an accidental first kiss between the two of them, these assholes begin to see each other in a whole different light. Will Craig and Tweek actually be able to make it through the summer? It all depends on whether or not they can handle the embarrassments to come... Art on cover made by yours truly.
You Are My Peach {Tweek X Craig} by SouthUndeadPark
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It's Spring break. School had just let out for break. The blonde teen by the name of Tweek stumbles across a flyer for a baking competition. One problem- he needs a partner. Tweek decided to ask Craig to join him. The two boys battle it on with other teams for the sweet taste of victory.
The boxer and the racer (creek)  by CREEKWORLDDOM
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Tweek is a Boxer and Craig is a nascar driver. It's pretty like fluffy might add some angst to throw y'all off idk
Two Idiots Once Again by CursedLowlife
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IMPORTANT: This is the sequel to my other fanfiction, "Two Idiots One Bed." If you have not read that one, then I advise that you do. If you don't then you probably won't have a clue as to what is going on. You have been warned... Oh god, another mediocre Creek fanfiction! The boys are back home for their senior year after a rather interesting summer vacation. Now that their last high school year has begun and the clock is ticking, the struggle between balancing schoolwork and relationships becomes clear. Tweek finds difficulty in holding onto his summer as Craig's fear of the future causes him to grow more distant by the day. What will it take for Tweek to grab his summer roommate's attention again? Will Craig ever be able to regain his confidence and face Tweek again? And holy heck, why the hell are there so many parties to go to?! Artwork on cover done by yours truly.