Quackity just wanted a cup of coffee after his last place got caught in the crossover of a gang war. Why is the owner of his new favorite place surrounded by blood? Or: Wilbur is a chaotic evil coffee shop owner and Quackity is a very confused mafia boss who just wanted some coffee.

Wilbur had been living a typical village life - as typical as a witch with a half-fae brother have. It wasn't dangerous and he was happy. Everything changes however when Tommy falls ill and only a fae can save him. Wilbur would do anything to save his brother, pay any price. Quackity was the King of Dark Court, a fae court that thrived on impulses and dark desires. Or at least that was his defense of the deal he made with a human witch. It had been an impulsive move on his part, but he doubted he would regret it. The human is far too interesting for regret.

Official Wattpad Version of TUIK Highest Ranking #1 in Found Family Highest Ranking #1 in Villains ~~~~ "Be my apprentice," Icarus blurted. Tommy blinked. Gradually, the corners of his mouth dropped into the deepest frown he'd ever made. "What the fuck? Why?" "Why?" Icarus froze and Tommy raised a judgemental eyebrow. "It's because of your powers." "My powers," he echoed. "I never told you whether or not I had powers." "I can... sense them," Icarus bullshitted. Tommy pinched the bridge of his nose. "Right. What are they, then," he retorted. "Uh... super... powers," the villain answered, sounding more unsure of himself by the second. Tommy wanted to bash his head against a wall. "Really? That's the best you could do?" ------ Tommy isn't sure why handing someone their keys is such a big deal, but now he's left with a huge problem: Every supervillain in the city wants him to be their apprentice! - or - Tommy's lame superpower turns out to be a game-changer. ~~~~ Cover art by @sho_draws on instagram Original story by SeriouslyCalamitous on archiveofourown Please use the hashtag #tommysultraimportantkeychain on social media or tag me! Ao3 Reads: 140k reads: 9/6/22 200k reads: 12/16/22 250k reads: 4/1/23 300k reads: 5/27/23 360k reads: 10/7/23 400k reads: 2/6/24

The blood led into the toddlers play room, which Tommy stiffened at. He was so glad that he put the easiest floor to clean in there, or else he might have murdered the bitch for going in there. All caution gone, he strutted into the room only to see a hulking mess on the floor. The dude was really big, pinkish fur matted with blood and other gore. He, or well, Tommy thought they were a he, seemed to be having trouble breathing. Rough wheezes could be heard through the room, and the dude was all the way across the room... Tommy doesn't believe the world does anything but take. So he takes from it while it takes from him. He was fine with Michael and Shroud until a harmed villain just happen to pick his house to die in. He was just a 15 year old trying to have some fun. Why did his life have to go even more shit? or Dark sbi insticnts go brrrrrrrr while Tommy is just trying to live his best life as a thief.

Tommy had lived and died as Theseus, Icarus, Orpheus and Sisyphus. But all he wanted to be was free. In which Tommy Soot, originally born in 1509, is cursed to be reborn, to never reach adulthood unless he figured out the Greek myth of his lifetime. He had one rule of not allowing himself to get attached to people but he would have never guessed that a foster family of the creator of Minecraft, an anime stan and a Soundcloud musician would break that rule. ~ SBI Foster AU but with Greek mythology.

"It seems like someone set off multiple bombs at the News Tower. Looks like Pyro's work- but we can't be sure. The entire building is on fire, but Soulfire is across the city-" "I'm on it." He said instantly, cutting her off. "Call Charon and Peleus, too. There might be people trapped on the higher floors and we'll need to get them out." Tommy's excitement screeched to a halt at that. "Get Warden, too. We need someone who can breathe smoke to get in there and help us look." Erebus continued, but Tommy wasn't really paying attention. People? What did he mean by people? There weren't any people in the tower- it was nearly 2 am. Why would there be people at a news station at 2 in the morning?? The Villain League would never intentionally hurt innocent people. Then his ears popped, and he heard the screams. Oh god.. What has he done? --- Or: Tommy's a supervillain tasked with going undercover at the Hero's Tower. His job is to gather information, sabotage what he can, get their identities, and get out..But he doesn't expect for people to actually like him. He doesn't expect the enemy to treat him kinder than his own family.

Wilbur was a witch, just like his mother. He helped his father and brother defend humanity against the threat of the two fae courts - the Seelie and Unseelie courts. Being a witch meant he was vulnerable, that the fae would try to steal him, so he understood the restrictions he was under. It was fine. That was, until his father and brother brought the King of the Unseelie Court to the Fae Hunters Village.

This story has Tommyinnit, Philza, Technoblade and Wilbur as the main characters. THIS IS NOT MINE! THIS IS Thcscus (blujamas)'s WORK! GO AND SUPPORT HER!!!

Idea from myundeadgayson on tumblr! I changed a few things and added even more but the original idea is by them! Tw for smoking, mentions of death, swearing, and all the things that come with a murder mystery and mafia au! The two biggest organized crime groups did not get along, to say the least. The Las Nevadas Mafia and the Syndicate were far from the best of friends. But, through a tangled web of corrupt police chiefs, blackmail, and an unaccounted murder, the new bosses of each group, Quackity and Wilbur, are forced to work together to keep both of their respective mobs out of prison. And hey, why not throw a wager in there as well? Originally posted on ao3 by myself! Cover art by @brrxmbll If the artist sees this and wants the art changed I'll obviously change it :D