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New Beginnings (Hermitcraft and Dream SMP Crossover)

The nether portal size limit decided to become non-existent and instead take Grian from one server to another rather than the nether- where he wanted to be. (I remember watching the episode when it came out and how Grian found out there was a nether portal size limit. He had ended up putting a line of obsidian throug...

Camp Hermit-Blood: The Titan's Curse

Grian can't escape the massive amount of guilt from what he did. He did it for a good reason... right? There's also the small matter of a past enemy coming after him. Again. Life doesn't get any better than this. Ren is a guinea pig. He hates it. He's tried everything to become a human again, but it's just not working...

Hermitcraft oneshots

Hermitcraft oneshots :) !Requests are open! To be clear I have no idea what I'm doing T-T Disclaimer: Most chapters are Grian-centric. But there are chapters about other hermits :D

Growing Pains

After a nightmare encounter with a trio of Watchers, Grian realizes he needs to run. The Hermits and friends around him are no longer safe. Mumbo is no longer safe. After vanishing without a trace, Mumbo realizes there is more going on behind the scenes. In order to find Grian, Mumbo will have to venture to an entirel...

The Watcher-Prime

Xelqua (or Grian to the hermits) isn't sure what he is. He's always hidden from Minecraftia, hidden behind various masks and hoods. If the full truth about the mysterious prime admin were to be revealed the entire world would face catastrophic consequences. As the watchers rise to prevail over the admins, and Minecraf...

Incorrect Quotes ft. Hermitcraft

I decided to put the hermits names into an incorrect quotes generator. I'm not sure I got them all, so just warning you. This will also be only the season 10 hermits because they're the ones I know. Of course I don't own the Hermits, they own themselves, and the quotes are not mine either.

Two Of Us Are Lying Now

Seven students go to detention. Only six leave alive. Mojang hopeful Bronwyn has never publicly broken a rule. Swordsman Cooper only knows what he's doing in the fighting arena. Bad body Nate is one misstep away from a life of crime. Über popular Addy is holding together the cracks in her 'perfect' life. Gamer Gri has...

Evolution in Time

Xisuma never thought that a single mistake in redstone would cause him to be thrown back in time to another server. Yet finding a familiar face on the said server wasn't something he expected to find on the server either. What is up with the theme of Evolutions and Secrets that they kept up with? Wait, Why was Xisuma...

Hermitcraft Oneshots and Other Things I guess

Welcome to me spilling out my brain onto a computer. I have no idea what this is. I plan to do some oneshots and stuff. I don't have too much of a plan for this, I might forget about it in like a day. We'll see. Note: If you're like me and cannot stand poorly written content, I suggest skipping to "Emotions (Grumbo)"...

Hermitcraft Oneshots

a collection of crack, hermitcraft fics and actually normal hermitcraft fics we write in discord which actually turn out well for some reason? credits in each chapter, put together by owners of this account, enjoy our crack shit ig,?? cover by: some post on reddit

ON HIATUS Love When You Hate Me - Scarian Hero/Villain AU

Scar is a hero in his spare time that so happens to be almost anytime he isn't working at the bakery with his friends. His non-existent sleeping schedule somehow becomes even more non-existent when new villains start to show up out of nowhere. One of said villains seems to take quite much interest in Scars everyday pe...

Elusion (HermitcraftxEmpiresAU)

Sequel to Collision and Prequel to Closed Eyes. King Ren has been defeated and killed. But what's this? He's back? The Hermits and Emperors are scrambling to get back to normal after the events that unfolded when the Watchers nearly destroyed Empires. Many are struggling to trust those who betrayed them again, and tha...

Collision (HermitcraftxEmpires Au)

Prequel to Elusion. The Hermits failed to open the vault, and King Ren continues to rule the server. Grian receives mysterious compasses from Grumbot, and the hermit's enter the rift to the world of Empires. Some Hermit's stay behind, and while the others are gone, something long forgotten begins it's return...

Benchtrio's Amazing Guide to City Living | Ft. The Hermits & SBI

Grian always bursts into their little, cozy attic right before things can go terribly wrong. Like that one time Ranboo had wanted to cook dinner. Tommy is pretty sure Grian had been asleep at the time of the occasion, judging by how messed up his blond hair was, yet he ran up two floors -four sets of stairs, fifteen s...

.:A Stolen Heart:. [Hermitcraft Royal AU] [Scarian]

COVER COMING SOON Scar is the crown prince of the agricultural kingdom, Phairia. He has to marry a princess to claim the throne but before that can happen, war breaks out. Shortly before the war, the prince met a curious thief. With the help of the thief and other friends, will the prince be able to save the kingdom?

.:A New World:. [Hermitcraft Highschool AU] [Scarian]

When Grian's parents divorced, he was sent to a high school in Japan. After learning of his mother's death, Grian begged his father to let him move back to the UK and finish the other half of sophomore year at the same school as his older sister, Pearl. After a year and a half at Yandere High School, Grian is nervous...

Hermitcraft Harry Potter AU

Harry Potter AU starring the Hermitcraft characters (not the actual people, it has nothing to do with them, this is just for fun and entertainment, leave me alone). A lot of you asked for this and I want to write it so I hope you enjoy! This story will contain shipping (#Grumbo) but no smut Also! The cover art was d...

The Unseen Beauty of the Ungrateful

First came the heavens, the glistening white abyss of clouds that overlooked the barren land. Then came the six primaries: Life, Death, Earth, Ocean, Weather, and Chaos. Happy ascension day! This is a story of my creation using the Hermitcraft characters! To be clear, I am using their HC personas, not the actual peopl...

Spitting Lies 'Till Your Demise - Hermitcraft + MCYT AU - Collab

"The outcome was already set the moment you messed up. Like they say, an eye for an eye and a teeth for a teeth." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Grian was just an ordinary player, that's the truth. According to him. Was it really the truth? Or was that just what he made others believe? And if it...

Skybound - A Hermitcraft Superhero AU fanfic

Grian is a collage professor who teaches structure analysis. He lives in a world made up of humans and creatures known as Mutants. As a mutant himself, Grian, in his free time, works for Nexus, an organization created by another Avian like himself mainly known as the "Mockingbird". To summarize all that - he's a super...

The Hermittpad Recap (V 2.0)

Welcome to the Hermittpad Recap! Here, we recap the journey of the Hermitcraft fandom on Wattpad. Make sure to follow the account so you get notified when we announce random things and add this book to your library so you can get our biweekly recap!

Featherweight - Hermitcraft AU

Would you hide a part of yourself? You might do it if that part scared you. After a while, you might get good at hiding your secrets and past. Grian had experience with that sort of thing, and now he must do it once again - but it's so much harder this time. I am writing this for AO3, but I decided to start posting it...

[┅] The Watcher's Downfall REWRITE (Hermitcraft Fanfiction)

"But," he started, tilting the player's chin up with the tip of his sword. "Every ruler has their downfall eventually." The Watcher smirked at the player, a triumphant glint in his eyes. "While that may be true, we don't rule." The player leaned back, kicking the sword out of his face and, faster than the blink of an...

[✔] The Watcher's Downfall ORIGINAL (Hermitcraft Fanfiction)

"One day, Grian, I'll make it happen." "If you do, it'll be your downfall." Ariyaquila's first finished book. As the title says, this is fanfiction. I do not own the Hermits or admins, nor do I write for them. I write about the characters they present to us on screen. Libra Skyward and the Head Watcher are my characte...

The Shadow's Acid

Mumbo threw his third egg at the target block above Grian's door. The white shell exploded into a chicken as he finally hit the bullseye. Noteblocks chimed, out of time with each other. Footsteps pounded on the stairs within the house, quickly followed by someone running into the door at full speed. The wooden door sw...

Awaken (Hermitcraft Fanfiction)

We must focus on guiding the Magic; not controlling it. For it is through controlling it we allow it to control ourselves. Time between dimensions is in a constant state of flux. There is no way of saying how many years have passed, nor how many will. However, the saying remains the same: "Yesterday was history, Tomor...

Purple Magic

~Previously named 'Corrupted'~ "I love you, Xelqua. Always and forever" That's what she said Years before it happened Before all of this No one deserved any of this This world is gone She is gone It will never be the same Never again

Nobody Knows Where I Come From [The Endless War REWRITE 2]

After being freed from his demise, Grian has a chance to join The Council and help his new siblings protect the servers from a creature that is a threat to everything. At the same time he lives in Hermitcraft and tries to keep his Watcher identity a secret from his new friends. But when the threat seems to be more fam...

Xelqua's Redemption

Everyone's so judgemental these days. Why can't they take their glaring eyes off me for just five minutes? It's my job to watch, not theirs... ... Ever since the Watchers went berserk and their tyrannical ruler, the Watcher Supreme, took the throne, Watchers are no longer viewed as the caring beings they once were. N...