Since I'm having a giant hyperfixation on phighting and i wanna write more i've decided to make this book! Phighting belongs to boggio

old man yaoi. picky eaters with stories, I promise this is a good one. one chapter will give you your fill

"A busy day. Just like yesterday. Just like the day before. Just like every day. As if it never ends. Not like I get sleep in this place anyway. Not since Subspace's little pests have been throwing rocks through my window. They just love to skitter near my feet like worker bees to their queen. But I...am no queen. Why would I ever even WANT to be a queen? That's just stupid. Then again, so are bees. Anyways. I guess a new phighter came in during the PHESTIVAL. Which I won. Thanks, intuition. I knew Valk would win. No girl could resist that little guy in a skirt. But anyways, what joy...I guess. Everyone got to meet him. But why would I ever? The guy's got a statue of himself. Everyone was just in their Halloween costumes and such. Who would focus on that thing? I've never seen the guy, but I guess he's one egotistical shit. Hopefully, I can handle the extremely rare case of Ban Hammer Bullshit he has. And hopefully, it's not contagious."

This will be a series of Hyperlaser having a conversation with each of the phighters. This fic was made when the most recent phighter, Banhammer came out. If I already do all the current phighters, this fic will be updated when any other phighters comes out. Aka there will be funny situations, Sad situations, Questionable- Situations? whatever scenario comes to mind. Most of these one shots are based on the dialogue Hyperlaser has. With a further ado, enjoy! (cover art made by me)

Smut, Fluff, Yuri, Yaoi, anything. all in one book. Go ahead and patronize me I'm bored I need something to write

RISE DOMBOX NATION! Haha I am obsessed w/ this ship now I can't find ppl talking about Dombox so uhh why not making my own fic abt them?? - UPDATE: Fic is done for good ok? Ok

this is the entirety of scripter and btools' traumatic childhood, for a follower(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND YOU BETTER READ THIS) why not make it? please don't ship them, they're siblings

its medhammer oneshots!!! yeah!!! (MOST OF THE STORIES IN HERE ARE FROM LAST YEAR WHEN I FIRST JOINED THE FANDOM SORRY ITS CRINGEYYY LMAOOOO)

hellaaauw // originally I made these in a Google doc, but seeing alot of people makes phighting oneshot, I wanna try too! ;; RQ is NOW OPEEENNN!!! extremely slow replies if requested !