"The fucking balls of this man I swear to The Spectre," Chance would say if he didn't have a piece of duct tape messily slapped onto his face. - - - Chance is a lucky gambler. They gamble with slot machines, cards, roulette wheels, their life, even making a "spin the wheel" customisation that would decide their meals, routines, you name it. So when a ruthless, expressionless and extremely calculated mafia boss with a shit-eating smile decides to kidnap them personally, RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROUND, MIND YOU, Chance can only do so much. And 'so much' is apparently equivalent to being that same mafia boss' wingman. How does one convince a pizza worker that he has chemistry with a terrifying mafia boss? No clue, read and find out. And most importantly, why is Chance willingly helping Mafioso? Because while everyone else is horrified of this killer's silent snaps of necks, Chance sees this big man be so pathetic over Elliot, it's not even funny. So why not help the lad out? - - - ⚠️ NOTES BEFORE READING ⚠️ 1. Mafioso and his gang all have rabbit ears and tails... as well as behave like a rabbit sometimes- 2. This is MOSTLY Chance's perspective (not first person) 3. I use UK English, fear me Americans (ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE SORRY FOR SOME MISTAKES) 4. Smut is NOT in this fic. Suggestive themes, however, are present 5. If you think I don't ship PayCheck and DoubleFedora, you're wrong- I'm just holding back from making them polyamorous all for the sake of Chance crashing in as a third wheel and wanting credit for making the relationship work 6. PLEASE correct me if I give a character the wrong pronouns 7. If I start bringing up words in Bisaya, it's because I don't know the word for it so it'll stay there until I find the word 8. Updates are INCONSISTENT but I'll try to update weekly 9. They're not constantly IN the Forsaken area or constantly forced to go through rounds. In this fanfic, they are picked out weekly to participate in a ma

Scott crashlands in a lake in the Swamp Empire, hurting his wings in the process. Prince Jimmy finds him sinking and pulls him out of the water. They both determine that Scott definitely can't just fly back to Rivendell, so Jimmy offers to let him stay in the swamp. Scott slowly recovers, and it's enough time for something to bloom between them. All ships are just the characters, not the real people! I did all the art, and it is all mine unless stated otherwise. I have an art book with some art for this story if you want to check it out! It's just on my profile. :) This story is complete, but I am going back and revising some of the chapters. I'm just hoping to have some fun with this, so the updates are a little sporadic, but I announce when they have been revised. 21k reads?! Thank you!! #1 in flowerhusbands, #1 in empiressmp, and #1 in solidaritygaming!? Thank you so much!! 💜

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