This was requested by MintFlavouredKitkat. I have to throw in a warning that this story does hit some very sensitive topics, and if you don't deal with that kind of stuff very well, then please do NOT read this. I know dealing with depression is a hard thing, and it's not something to be taken lightly. If this story in anyway offends you, I apologize. I hope you enjoy this story and thank you for reading. Love ya!

Are you a bitch? Are you in love with Eric Cartman? Do you enjoy reading fanfcition so you can pretend someone loves you? If one or all of these things sound like you, then you might be interested in therapy, but therapy is expensive so read this if you're poor.

i wrote this when i was 11 so its amazingly shitty and cringy and there are a lot of mistakes pls dont take it seriously AND PLS REMEMBER THAT THE CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP regardless wine and dine bitches (cover art credit @ronironibebe)

You are Cartman's cousin and your family have recently moved to Southpark, will you be able to make friends? ~ You are female ~ You and all the other students in this are 17-18 years old. I'm not American so I apologise if anything about the school system is wrong. These characters do not belong to me, they're from the show South Park. This is mostly written as a guilty pleasure. There is smut in this book.

You just moved into a new town called South Park to start a new life with new friends and to try to forget about you- Wait. Who's that boy with gorgeous green eyes? 2:nd part: What's your problem now?

A choose your own ending in the world of South Park. Who will you meet? Who will you love? Who will you hate? Find out as reader battles this new chapter of her life. Something tells me it's not as bad as she thinks. Or maybe it is?

Your father, brother, and you move to South Park, CO the summer before your junior year of high school. You're looking forward to a fresh new start. But after a run in with a familiar face at your new school, you're not sure how to proceed. Clyde, your new friend (and next door neighbor) becomes your personal wingman, your father falls in love with an infamous lady of South Park, and the boys/girls at your school don't know how to react to a new teen girl moving to their little mountain town. Who will you form friendly bonds with? Who will you end up becoming total enemies with? Who will you end up with? Will your dad ever stop flirting with questionable women? Anything can happen in South Park! ⚠️WARNING⚠️: this includes: STRONG LANGUAGE, DRUGS/ALCOHOL, CHILDHOOD TRAUMA, AND SEXUAL THEMES