Emo pick me Jesus meets a beautiful gal named, y/n and unexpectedly starts fan-girling. He can't contain himself from y/n's strong muscles and washboard abs but Jesus is quirky and shy so he keeps to himself. BUT THEN THINGS TAKE AN UNEXPECTED TURN! AS JESUS PLUMETS TO HIS DEATH WHILE BEING QUIRKY IN A TREE! What will happen next? Will Jesus survive? Will Jesus die before getting the chance to talk to his life long crush? Read this series to find out! uwu