i'm so sorry. banhammer's pregnant guys (this was written out of pure spite for both chance and banhammer mains) im too embarrassed to publish this on my ao3 so you guys get it instead

In The Gaga Games, hosted by Lady Gaga, 24 contestants are locked in big tesco and made to fight to the death... Only one can survive, read now to find out who😍😋 List of contestants: Aisle 1: Trisha Paytas + Nikocado avocado Aisle 2: Shane Dawson + Ryland Adams Aisle 3: Morgan Adams + Garret Watts Aisle 4: Lin Manuel Miranda + Ben Platt Aisle 5: James Charles + Philip Schofield Aisle 6: Obama + Ed Sheeran Aisle 7: Oli London + Prince Philip Aisle 8: Vegan Teacher + Gordon Ramsey Aisle 9: Walter White + Jesse Pinkman Aisle 10: Boris Johnson + Gemma Collins Aisle 11: Trixie Mattel + Katya Zamo Aisle 12: Brad Pitt + Jeffree Star [Sequel to Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss]

Worldwide sensation, Ed Sheeran, spends a romantic evening with former prime minister of England and tory icon, Margaret Thatcher 😍 List of ships featured 🥺💗🤞: -Ed Sheeran x Margaret Thatcher -Nigel Farage x Boris Johnson -Margaret Thatcher x Boris Johnson -Obama x Ed Sheeran x Boris Johnson -Boris Johnson x Matt Hancock -Ed Sheeran x Obama