You are the bastard child of Kakashi Hatake. Nearly everyone in the leaf hates you, and you know it. Hell, you hate you. Your only friends are Lee and Gai. Not even your own father wants you. So, you leave... well you're taken by the man you formerly loved, Itachi Uchiha. But you will soon realize that living in a house full of men can have some unexpected consequences and... perks?