Decided to make one, since I love these types, but I can barely find one anymore... And this may be bad, this is my first time. Please don't judge. Also, taking requests if this surprisingly doesn't flop! I will also try to add some readers that don't exist! Or are maybe really rare to find! Thank you!! This book is unfortunately discontinued, so you can still read it, just no new chapters.

I make x reader oneshots of objects. requests are CLOSED. i am beginner writer. like said in title, slow updates. UPDATE - 7/16/24 : This book is now discontinued. 6/19/23 - #1 in battlefordreamisland 9/29/23 - #2 in objectshow 6/8/24 - #1 in objectshow

(Cross-posted to Ao3!) Arbitrary one shot book! Watch out for not-so-good writing in the beginning chapters! Funky brain has funky ideas lol. Feel free to request(unless the request chap. says you can't)!

IM SORRY NY BRAIN FORCED ME TO DO THIS-

Go to first page (notes) for a bit of info!

This is my first book, please be nice. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 12K READS!! <3

Have you ever wanted to befriend an object? Play Cupid and pair them together, or even date them for reasons unbeknownst to anyone but yourself? Probably not, but if you do, then this book is just for you. Enjoy your stay here because you might not ever escape.

The art is drawn by me! ----------------- Humans are a rare oddity in the object world, you're either like David or Dora. That is, of course, until a portal spilts open into the human world and drags you in! Because most object have never seen a human like you before, you instantly catch several eyes. ----------------- Requests are accepted! Just read the rules before you do! c: And I'm going to make most of the oneshots gender neutral, but if there is a particular fic you want specific pronouns for, I'm happy to oblige! c:

I basically wanted to remake my old Death P.A.C.T GC because I wanted to- Uhhhh I dunno what else

Remember TD's cousins from BFDIA 14? I'm humanizing all of em.