this is my girl guide and it has life hack that I find ever girl should know

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

I made this because I wanted to make you guys smile/laugh..... (No hate please).... DISCLAIMER: This story may/will have inappropriate language

All in the title, guys, it's all in the title, and more!!!!!!

Sarcastic comebacks

The mortal instruments fanfiction clary wakes up in the middle of the night hearing a noise Sebastian has come for her will she escape?

It's incredibly mundane! The gang from The Mortal Instruments have their own online chats! Clever wit and sarcasm come up when our feisty favorite characters get into discussions about cats, ducks, chairmen, and so many hilarious subjects you will want to punch them (especially Jace, but we all want to punch our awesome arrogant blondie, don't we?). Humorous comments, heated threads, and funny insults will leave you laughing and saying "By the Angel, who comes up with this?" -elbandito21365

Clary and Jace survived Sebastian's clutches once- can they survive again? Will love be their destruction or salvation? Will clary be able to defeat Sebastian- her demonic brother or will she find herself falling for him, and quickly forgetting Jace? This is a mortal instruments fanfiction, focusing on clabastian! Contains clace, malec, sizzy! Hope you enjoy!

" I am Jonathan Christopher Morgenstern. I have a sister and I will teach her how to love me..."