This book is gonna be mainly about Kai and how he is trying to accept himself as part Ember. Be sure to read my other ninjago book before this, as it will make more sense! "NEVER A DULL MOMENT" Still will be funny!!! I will try my best to update every once in a while. No coping my ideas please! Also no swearing would be great but I love feedback!

If you haven't so, read Lloyd, the Green Ninja Blog #1 first, because it will make more sense. You don't need to, but it would be better if you did! And please, the first chapters aren't that great from my old book, but bear with them. They get better quickly :) Humorous. Funny. Cry laugh, and hold on to your head, because you don't want to laugh it off. This is in Lloyds POV and there is no swearing, whatsoever! So please, I love comments, but don't swear in them. :) Okay? Okay! Get ready to roll! ENJOY THE LAUGHS. THESE ARE MY IDEAS. I SO NOT STAND FOR COPY IDEAS. PLEASE DO NOT. MY STORY MAKE YOUR OWN. THANKS

"Here's the plan," I told them, motioning them to come closer. We put our heads in. "MAKE A RUN FOR IT!" I screamed, dashing around the corner. I'm not a chicken, but I don't want to be the one to cut Kai's hair. Jay and Zane gave cries of unbeliefs and charged after me. I turned the corner and--- OOF! Into Cole. And his cake. I literally bounced off his stomach. Somebody's put on weight. And it's not me. Coley-boy...... Anyway, the others caught me and dragged me over Kai, thrusting a scissors in my hand. I gulped at their deadly glares and Zanes finger, pointing to unconscious Kais head. "Guys, can't we discuss this man to man?" "We tried to," Jay scoffed, "but someone tried to make a break for it." He eyed me suspiciously. "And it wasn't me. Now cut his hair." ----- Done in Lloyd POV and enjoy the laughs! Will be funny! Enjoy (Better than the summary, I promise although bare through the beginning of the book. It gets waaaaay better.) IF IDEAS ARE COPIED I WILL REPORT YOU. THESE ARE MY IDEAS. PLEASE DO NOT USE THEM. THANK YOU.

We focused our attention on the Green Ninja once again. He stopped the girl in green. "Maybe....you wanna get....water? Or coffee? Or go eat butter or something like peanuts....or stuff?" He really, really is....I don't even know anymore. It's so embarrassing I don't even want to watch. Lloyd tried to fix his butter sentence. "Or, maybe McDonalds?" "AT MCDONALDS?!" I exploded. "Who asks to go on a date at McDonalds?!" I defiantly would take my future girlfriend on a date somewhere super romantic and expensive to show of how much money I have. Which is like nothing. It's all Jays. But I'm rich in my heart. IF IDEAS ARE COPIED I WILL REPORT YOU. THESE ARE MY IDEAS. PLEASE DO NOT USE THEM. THANK YOU. Title: @Sophia_Redwood

Hi guys! Jay here! Nya said that I should write a blog about myself so here it is! I tell you guys all my secrets and my deepest feelings about the guys and the missions and Nya..... Anyway I hope you guys all enjoy it! So this blog is free from swear words and other gross thing that I don't feel like mentioning. And is all about our\my life. And I heard that Lloyd has a blog too. (Lloyd, the Green Ninja Blog #1) And (Lloyd, the Green Ninja Blog #2)And (Ninjago New Adventure) (by Alligat0rs) You should read them! A sneak peek at a chapter in my blog... ********* Lloyd smiled as he grabbed the pair of sunglasses. He set them into the counter to pay. "Okay then, Jay pays!" I stared in shock at the green ninja. Did he just that I'm paying. Why is it always me!? "W-what!?" Zane glanced at me apologetically. "$250 Jay! Pay up!" Lloyd exclaimed. He thrusted his hand out wiggling his fingers waiting for money. Cole snorted then agreed with Lloyd. "Yeah, Jay pay up." Why did they pick on me so? I have to think of an accuse that I don't have my wallet. I know I'll say that I forgot it! "I forgot my wallet guys!" I patted my pant pockets for proof. Zane scanned me. "Yup, he has no wallet on him!" "SEE!" Wait a minute. I did have a wallet on me. Then where is it? Lloyd smiled. Oh, no! "I had a feeling you would say that," Lloyd announced. "Which is why...." He reaches out behind his back. "I took it!" THE NYA LOVER OUT! *************** Enjoy your laughs.

Jay, the Blue Ninja's Blog 2 Hey guys! The second Jay blog has arrived. If you haven't read the first blog please read it before reading this one. ************ Rage and panic took control as I started to rant. "I AM THE BLUE NINJA HOW CAN I GO OUT IN PUBLIC! This is terrible I tell you! Terrible. Did you ever see a ninja who's half bald?" Cole raised his hand and said sheepishly. "Sensei?" I paused and glared at him. "Besides him, fatso. And what make you have the right to just answer my question anyway!? I want even talking to you!" I took a deep breath. My face must have paled from realization because Nya grabbed my arm. "I could catch Pneumonia with my bald head! I could catch a cold! I could die because of this doing!" I grabbed the scissors that were still in Kai's hand and threw them at the wall. "DIE SCISSORS!" ******* Thank you for reading! Enjoy your laughs. bluebajoons