When Rodrick Heffley gets expelled and lands at North Shore High, the last thing he expects is Regina George: heels, pink, and perfectly sharpened attitude. After his failed attempts with Heather, he swears he's done with drama queens. But when a Halloween party gets a little too wild... will he really be able to stay away? Enemies to lovers · High school AU · Bad boy × Queen bee · Halloween party chaos

(Regina George x Rodrick Heffley) Regina's back and she wants her spot back. Everyone's moved on but she's still roaming the halls waiting for her perfect opportunity to build her social life back up, but there's one problem. There's a pest and his name is Rodrick. Every step forward she takes? He's right there taking one back, stepping on her toes every step of the way. There's only a matter of time before each argument blurs the line between rivalry and something dangerously close to habit. ------- Rodrick exhaled slowly, pushing off the doorframe. "That's it?" Her eyes narrowed. "What's that supposed to mean?" "That's all you wanted?" he asked, walking past her towards the counter. "To ruin Cady?" "Yes," she said defensively. He nodded once. "Then all you had to do was ask." Regina blinked. "What?" Rodrick turned back to face her, arms crossed, a faint smirk returning. "That's what fake boyfriends do, right? Help their fake girlfriends get what they want." For a second, she didn't speak. Then, slowly, Regina's lips curled into something almost like a smile. "Careful, Heffley," she called out. "You might actually make yourself useful." Rodrick tilted his head. "Oh, I've been useful. You're just always too pissed off to notice."

"You're late," Regina said the second I walked in. "You said three." "It's 3:02." I rolled my eyes and dropped into the chair across from her. "Wow. Two minutes. Should I apologize to your schedule or your ego?" She didn't even flinch. Just gave me that calculating smile that made me feel like I was already losing at some game I didn't know we were playing. "So," I said, leaning back, "fake boyfriend, huh?" "Relax," she said, stirring her drink like she was plotting a murder. "It's not that deep. You'll pretend to be obsessed with me, everyone will talk, and he will get jealous." "He?" I asked. "Derrick Walters," she said, rolling her eyes. "Quarterback. Ego the size of Texas." I pretended to think about it. "So basically, I'm just your accessory?" She smirked. "You'll survive." I leaned back farther, crossing my arms. "You're assuming I'll go along with this." "Oh, you will," she said, meeting my eyes. "Because everyone in this school will think you're the guy dating me. And I'm pretty sure even you like attention." And the worst part? She wasn't wrong. Regina George doesn't date losers. Especially not drummers who wear ripped jeans, sleep through first period, and think sarcasm counts as a personality. But when she transfers to Crossland High and needs a plan to make her ex, Derrick Walters, jealous, Rodrick Heffley is... available. Loud. Chaotic. Perfectly wrong for her. So they strike a deal: He gets attention. She gets revenge. No strings. No feelings. Just noise. Except Rodrick's brand of noise starts to sound a lot like heartbeat. And Regina, queen of control, untouchable, unshakable can't figure out why she's suddenly falling for the one person who was never supposed to matter.

Inspired by the latest TikTok ship between Rodrick Heffley and Regina George. Enjoy 💋

She's the queen of North Shore. He's the drummer who never remembers homework. 2006: pink flip-phones, garage bands, fake halos. When Regina George gets paired with Rodrick Heffley for a biology project, her perfect world collides with chipped-nail chaos - and somewhere between frog dissections and house parties, something starts to burn. A slow-burn enemies-to-lovers story about control, noise, and the people who ruin our symmetry.

She runs the school. He's the reason his last one burned down. Meangirl meets band boy. Lipgloss meet drumsticks. And no one at North Shore is ready for what comes next. Regina x Rodrick ff 💄 x 🥁

At North Shore High, chaos meets couture when Regina George, the untouchable queen bee, crosses paths with Rodrick Heffley, a grungy drummer who thinks eyeliner counts as personality. What starts as playful mockery spirals into a full-blown battle of ego, charm, and accidental chemistry. Between student scandals, revenge plots, and late-night band practices, Regina finds herself intrigued by the one boy too shameless to fear her. Rodrick? He's a goner, hopelessly simping for the girl who could destroy him with a smile.