She ruled the school, and he broke the rules. With a complicated past, childhood friends Regina George and Rodrick Heffley had been reunited at North Shore High School--only now, Regina was the school's queen bee, and Rodrick was the new punk heartthrob. Were they a power duo? Enemies? Lovers? Only time could tell.

regina george doesn't do heartbreak - she causes it. rodrick heffley doesn't do emotions - he mocks them. when a class project throws them together, their rivalry turns into something else: long nights, laughter, late drives, and an unexpected kind of love neither of them knows how to handle. but rodrick makes one mistake, and regina makes it worse. he breaks her trust. she breaks his heart. and once the words are out, they can't take them back.

𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 | 𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐲 x 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞 she's pink gloss and perfect plans. he's ripped jeans and perpetual detention. when regina george - queen bee of northview high - gets paired with garage-band disaster rodrick heffley for a class project, she thinks it's social suicide. then a sabotage gone wrong, a few accidental kisses, and a battle-of-the-bands later, she starts realizing the real problem: she might actually like him. set in the mid-2000s world of razr flip phones, myspace pages, and questionable eyeliner, you're so not my type is a chaotic enemies-to-lovers comedy about falling for the last person you were supposed to - and somehow making it work. ✧ 10 chapters + epilogue ✧ full of sarcasm, banter, pink-vs-black aesthetics, and a whole lot of chemistry

"ᴴᵉˡˡ ʸᵉᵃʰ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵖʳⁱⁿᶜᵉˢˢ."

Regina George doesn't fall for losers. She uses them. So when she ropes Rodrick Heffley-the school's most chaotic drummer-into a fake relationship to make Aaron Samuels jealous, it's supposed to be easy. Simple plan, zero emotions, total control. But Rodrick doesn't play by her rules. He's infuriating, unpredictable, and somehow...the only one who can see right through her. And the more time they spend pretending, the more real it starts to feel. Because some secrets don't stay fake forever.

Regina George doesn't do complicated. She and Rodrick Heffley were never supposed to get along. But somewhere between forced conversations, bad decisions, and one night that meant more than it should have- They both left with feelings they had to push down. Because pretending it means nothing is easier than admitting it did. And when did comes down do it- They both have a choice: Say it. Or don't.

Enemies with Benefits | They can't stand each other in daylight (she thinks he's a loser freak, he thinks she's an uptight princess). But in the dark? That's a different story. No feelings, no strings, absolutely NO ONE can know. It's the perfect arrangement. Until it isn't. ___ (illustration by elithequeenbee who was super kind enough to let me use her gorgeous fanart for the book cover)

When Rodrick Heffley gets expelled and lands at North Shore High, the last thing he expects is Regina George: heels, pink, and perfectly sharpened attitude. After his failed attempts with Heather, he swears he's done with drama queens. But when a Halloween party gets a little too wild... will he really be able to stay away? Enemies to lovers · High school AU · Bad boy × Queen bee · Halloween party chaos

(Regina George x Rodrick Heffley) Regina's back and she wants her spot back. Everyone's moved on but she's still roaming the halls waiting for her perfect opportunity to build her social life back up, but there's one problem. There's a pest and his name is Rodrick. Every step forward she takes? He's right there taking one back, stepping on her toes every step of the way. There's only a matter of time before each argument blurs the line between rivalry and something dangerously close to habit. ------- Rodrick exhaled slowly, pushing off the doorframe. "That's it?" Her eyes narrowed. "What's that supposed to mean?" "That's all you wanted?" he asked, walking past her towards the counter. "To ruin Cady?" "Yes," she said defensively. He nodded once. "Then all you had to do was ask." Regina blinked. "What?" Rodrick turned back to face her, arms crossed, a faint smirk returning. "That's what fake boyfriends do, right? Help their fake girlfriends get what they want." For a second, she didn't speak. Then, slowly, Regina's lips curled into something almost like a smile. "Careful, Heffley," she called out. "You might actually make yourself useful." Rodrick tilted his head. "Oh, I've been useful. You're just always too pissed off to notice."

She's the queen of North Shore. He's the drummer who never remembers homework. 2006: pink flip-phones, garage bands, fake halos. When Regina George gets paired with Rodrick Heffley for a biology project, her perfect world collides with chipped-nail chaos - and somewhere between frog dissections and house parties, something starts to burn. A slow-burn enemies-to-lovers story about control, noise, and the people who ruin our symmetry.