Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE knows. Maybe the whole of the U.S., tops. The poor people in Astria were innocent and oblivious until their new princess came along. Boy, did they have another thing coming to them. This is Emilee's version of Meet the Parents, only they don't need a lie detector and she's got a ton of people who want to kill her. It's nothing personal, she's just the mate of the vampire prince that everyone hates and killing her is like taking away the prince's soul. Her charm never had a chance. Will she be able to survive life as part of the royal family? Will she EVER meet a smurf?

Angel is a well-known pirate of the seven seas. Not because she instills fear in the hearts of men, it's because she's charming and innocent. "Innocence" comes in handy for getting anyone out of anything no matter what it is. But sometimes, having that skill is bad. One day, she gets kidnapped by Prince, her brother Tyde's rival, in a attempt to use her power to find the Stone of Essence, a stone that grants one wish to anyone who finds it. Instead of fighting, Angel decides to go along with it. What's the fun of being a pirate without taking risks?

It's a far leap from quirky seventh grader to jaded college student, and almost everything has changed. That said, there is still one universal constant; for me, a little white pill in the morning is the difference between forgetting to wear pants, and staying awake in a lecture. It's simply an awkward glimpse into the mind of someone living with ADHD.