Mia Cullen is a half human half vampire hybrid, adopted by Carlisle Cullen in 1800 after she was discovered. Living with the Cullen's for two hundred years, they move back to the small town of Forks, Washington where they planned to keep up their routine of pretending to be normal townsfolk. But when a human named Bella Swan moves to town, everything begins to change for Mia and her family.

As a child Venus had an Imaginary friend like any other kid. When she wakes up one morning to find him claiming he's not really imaginary, but her Kupid. Things take a drastic turn as he reveals he's accidentally gambled away her life for a game.

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!