in which a girl looking for a fresh start moves to south park and meets a hesitant yet lonely boy TW!! swearing, cartman being cartman, SA and some sexual themes. #1 in kylebroflovski 04/25/23😧😧😧

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

You are Cartman's cousin and your family have recently moved to Southpark, will you be able to make friends? ~ You are female ~ You and all the other students in this are 17-18 years old. I'm not American so I apologise if anything about the school system is wrong. These characters do not belong to me, they're from the show South Park. This is mostly written as a guilty pleasure. There is smut in this book.

no one asked for this , i really hope at least one of you enjoys this.

You just moved into a new town called South Park to start a new life with new friends and to try to forget about you- Wait. Who's that boy with gorgeous green eyes? 2:nd part: What's your problem now?

You have moved to South Park right before your senior year at South Park High. You meet up with you're long-distance friend, Wendy Testaburger. You meet all the interesting people of South Park, and Wendy gets an idea. Wendy sets you up on a date with Clyde Donovan, and you two quickly become a couple. Little do you know, a certain red-headed boy has been suppressing his feelings for you since the day he met you. What happens when he confesses his feelings to you? Mature Themes ⚠️ - Cursing - Underage Drinking - Underage Smoking - Drug Use - Sexual Situations Started - March 27th 2023 Finished - April 5th 2023

⚠️SMUT ONE SHOTS BARS NIGHT CLUBS⚠️ you like good ending? well this isn't ur little normal good ending.. STARTED 07/22/23 ENDED 10/08/23 i will kick u in the nuts and then beat ya ass if you copy me😍😍 BIG THANKS TO MY BSF AND MYSELF❤️❤️