You have loved Kyle Broflovski ever since you moved to South Park in the 2nd grade. You two are freshman now and you've wanted for more that anything for Kyle to love you back. Kyle has been acting strange towards you ever since the beginning of the school year. Was it because of that moment you two shared in 8th grade? Is Kyle, the boy of your dreams actually falling for you? All this will be answered in this story.

Your father, brother, and you move to South Park, CO the summer before your junior year of high school. You're looking forward to a fresh new start. But after a run in with a familiar face at your new school, you're not sure how to proceed. Clyde, your new friend (and next door neighbor) becomes your personal wingman, your father falls in love with an infamous lady of South Park, and the boys/girls at your school don't know how to react to a new teen girl moving to their little mountain town. Who will you form friendly bonds with? Who will you end up becoming total enemies with? Who will you end up with? Will your dad ever stop flirting with questionable women? Anything can happen in South Park! ⚠️WARNING⚠️: this includes: STRONG LANGUAGE, DRUGS/ALCOHOL, CHILDHOOD TRAUMA, AND SEXUAL THEMES