Give me a few days of peace in your arms - I need it terribly. I'm ragged, worn, and exhausted. After that I can face the world. The Umbrella Academy.

𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 | ❝i was about to have my menopause! do i really need to go through all that stuff again?❞ -in which number eight, a telekinetic badass does her best to save her family from the apocalypse, without realizing that the witch living in her body is slowly manifesting. (FIVE HARGREEVES X fem!OC) (SEASON ONE-) (THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY FF) (COMPLETED JULY 20 2019) (cover by @-jasontodd) CWTHINGS 2019 prepare for a whirlwind of emotions.

𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐. ❝ UM... ALLISON YOUR BROTHER ALMOST KILLED ME WITH A KNIFE. ❞ in which allison's best friend visits her after finding out her father dies and manages to catch the attention of number two.

𝙰𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚢𝚙𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍, 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝚖𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊 𝙰𝚌𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚒𝚝. 𝙰𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖. "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙥," 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙 𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢. "𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙝 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙," 𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣. 𝙵𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚡 𝙾𝙲 - 𝚂𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙾𝚗𝚎

Meet the Commission's worst spy. Decades after the murder of her parents and adoption by the Handler, teenage shapeshifter Zara is assigned her first mission: eliminating Five Hargreeves. There's only one problem. She might just fall in love with him first. Hopelessly incompetent, Zara finds herself thrust into a world of disastrous comedy, gut-wrenching betrayal, spiralling infatuation, and terrible, terrible secrets. ── 𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙪𝙭 © 2020

❝I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴡᴇ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴀʟʟ ɢᴏ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴅ sᴀʏ ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ. Eɪɢʜᴛ? Yᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ ʟᴏɴɢᴇsᴛ, ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ sʜᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴏʀʏ?❞ ❝Iᴛ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ sᴇʟғ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɴᴀᴛᴏʀʏ. I'ᴍ ᴀɴ ᴀʟᴄᴏʜᴏʟɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ sᴜɪᴄɪᴅᴀʟ ᴜɴ-ɢʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴜᴘᴇʀᴘᴏᴡᴇʀs. Wʜᴏᴏ.❞ [ umbrella academy season 1 ] [ oc x no. five ] [ i do not own umbrella academy or netflix ]

"𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑦, 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡 𝑘𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑘𝑒𝑦, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑢𝑝 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛. 𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘,𝑌/𝑛." Y/n, mostly known as "The Actress", is a special assassin working under the Time Commission since she remembers. Why would she be special? Because she's only sent into very specific assassination jobs, where she is required to put on an act and manipulate her targets to extract information, and then, eventually, their lives. However, the woman with a perfect reputation faces a twist in her emotionless life when she's assigned to the mission of killing Five Hargreeves, the former best assassin of the company who betrayed his superiors and fled into another timeline in hope to save his family from the apocalypse of 2019. The woman, now in a girl's body, has to deal with overwhelming new feelings she desperaly wants to get rid of, and discovers things about herself that she preferred keeping away from her mind. WARNING! This story contains descriptions and mentions of violence, death and other possibly triggering matters. - I am NOT the creator or owner of The Umbrella Academy Series or any of it's characters, except for Y/n and non-canonical characters.

"All right, fine." Diego leaned towards her as he placed his hands on the table, resting them on either side of her body. His hot breath tickled her nose as he murmured, "I'll just have to show you that I care." | book one | season one | | total word count: 79k |

"Well, well, well, look who finally decided to come back home." - in which five comes home just in time to get the girl. and save the world, there's that too. (previously titled 'mimic')

◊ ❝WHAT'S UP WITH THE SPANDEX? ARE YOU TRYING TO BE SPIDER-MAN?❞ ↳ ROSALEEN; THE VIXEN. Where Rosaleen goes to pick up her daughter from a close friend only to find herself interrupting a family reunion. ◊ ☂ THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY FF