Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

BOOK 1 in 'Bridge Series' Crystal always considered herself to be unique, because it wasn't everyday that a human becomes part of one of the strongest werewolf packs. Little did she know that it wasn't the only unique thing about her. When faced with rejection and humiliation from her mate and newly appointed Alpha, Crystal finds herself leaving her home in the darkness of the night. When she thought things couldn't get any worse a whole new series of events are thrown at her, and she can't help but dive deeper into troubles. Join the rollercoaster ride of Crystal filled with conspiracies, secrets, magic and much more.

Book #1 in The Bonds of Fate Series "Excuse me sirs, but I think one of you dropped something." She spoke, her eyes not entirely fixed on them. Her voice was angelic, he already loved it. He found himself thinking that he would be content to listen to the sound for the rest of his life. "Thank you, beautiful." The Alpha responded quickly, motioning to one of his pack members to pick it up. "You have very good hearing." "Well, I guess it's compensation" She chuckled slightly, "I mean, these don't do me any good." She gestured towards her eyes, turning more towards where the sound of his voice had originated from. "I hadn't noticed that you were..." He trailed off. Though surprised, his desire and need for his mate never decreased. "Blind?" *** For Leora Kotas, life in Willsden Brooke was a continuous cycle. Her blindness kept her cautiously, stumbling through life like a chore. Adam Wayne has been waiting for years for his mate; finding her is all he ever wanted. The last thing he expected was to find her in the small town of Willsden Brooke. As a human among wolves, Leora will have to face her innermost fears in order to earn her place amongst them. With help from Adam she may just learn what it takes to be a Luna; but will he be able to convince her that she was made to run with wolves? "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." Can be read as a stand alone novel! Marked Mature for Language and other Mature themes. © 2020 xXBrokenRecordsXx All Rights Reserved.

She tilts her head slightly to the side. My heart hammering in my chest as her beautiful blue eyes shade over in black. Her tongue slowly running on her bottom lip, "I want you to beg for it, Way." My wolf can hardly contain himself. He's running manic in my head. Salivating. Shuddering. F*ck. "Kole," My voice so much lower than I thought it could be. Control slipping away from me every millisecond. My jaw clenches as I beg, "I'd sincerely enjoy it if you'd f*ck my face." *** Kole is that bad girl you all hate. She's the cheerleader, the ringleader, the queen bee. But more importantly, she's the Alpha's best friend. After being abandoned by her parents, she's been a wrecking ball of trouble and the only person who puts up with her unsurmountable havoc is Wayan. Wayan is just about to ascend into his Alpha title. He's the life of the party--drinking, doing drugs, and sleeping around without a care in the world. With his loyal best friend at his side--Wayan and Kole paint the town RED. Except...something strange is happening. They feel different around each other. Weird different. Almost like something inside them is stirring. That is, until Wayan stumbles across someone that can change their friendship forever. *** The Wolves of Imperium Book #2 (Prequel) (works as standalone too) 18+ themes with drugs and sex ;) You'll get a warning #12 in Werewolf 6/22/2023 #3 in Alpha 6/22/2023 #2 in Wolf 9/16/2023 #1 in Mythical 3/28/2023

"Oh Mia," Alpha Matthew's low, slow voice practically purred. "I'm going to take so much pleasure in ruining you." **** The Wolves of Imperium Book #1 18+ for certain scenes ;) I'll warn you beforehand for those who want to skip it #1 in Wolf 2/21/2023 #21 in Werewolf 03/10/2023 #63 in Romance 12/29/2022 **** From a young age, Mia's pack teaches men how to fight and women how to lead. Her pack is usually referred to as Sparta. Despite the harsh circumstances and training she's been raised in, she's always had a soft spot for romance. Her biggest wish to meet her mate. She's overcome with joy and fear when she realizes her mate is the Alpha of her pack--Bren. What she doesn't expect is for her mate to reject her. Feeling heartbroken, Mia runs to the only pack she knows she'll be accepted. Alpha Matthew was rejected by his own mate. He's known for being kind to his pack but is quite the recluse. But what happens when two rejects get together? Will they be able to find love in one another, or will their prospective mates tear them away? What happens when Sparta and Athens goes to war? Will the Alpha King have to get involved in this love triangle? --- Authors note: I wanted to add a little twist to werewolf stories. So not all the characteristics of werewolves is going to be "traditional." Expect to be entering a modified set of guidelines. But I hope you enjoy it anyways! 18+ for certain scenes ;)

Paige was going home. It had been a long time she had thought of it as home but her brothers wedding was bringing her back. As the only human in the wolf pack she had never truly fit in. When an opportunity to go to college in the human world was presented to her, she jumped at the chance to change her life and never looked back. Now ten years later she's returning to the pack an different woman. Only she didn't expect to see the person who broke her heart in the human world five years earlier to be there. And she definitely didn't expect him to be the Alpha.

They say opposites attract. But what happens when a rogue and an Alpha who both crave chaos end up being mates? It seems like Moon Goddess has made her first mistake. ______ I tilt my head, scrutinizing him. He did the same. A frown tugs on my lips. He did the same. "Copycat," I breathed out. A smile reaches his face and his eyes twinkle with curiosity. His stares bore into me as he eyes me up and down, pride swelling in his chest. He opens his mouth to speak, "Pleased to meet you, mi amor." "It's a pleasure to meet you, too, mate." ______ I'm definitely not a professional writer or any of that sort so mistakes in terms of grammar and plotholes will be inevitable