"Ah badman yah try tek fi eediat ?"
The Jamaican artist Bayka finds a attraction to a girl in his community,
him being the girl magnet he is finds it hard to believe she's not as easy and tameable as the rest and is determined to get a hold of her...
"Like seriously? A dat yuh come a mi workplace fi tell me?" I ask sounding calm.
What if mi tek mi pen and stab him inna him big eye dem?
"How yuh mean bredda? Yuh nuh mi ooman?" He asks with a stupid look on his face.
"Yuh fool nuh fuck if yuh feel me and yuh deh" I hiss.
Mi naa guh bawl ova him ino. Me? Naa dweet.
"Watchya. A joke babes. Mi rate yuh too much fi do yuh dat." He says
Yuh love me. BYEEEEE.
"Mi nuh believe yuh" I say looking through the car window.